That was cool! Too bad they didn’t solicit “audience” questions for the interview here – I bet they’d have had a bunch! (though obviously skewed to the ‘skinhorse’ part of her career.)
I’d hate to have to break it to that tortoise, but it’s going to get to the destination (assuming it ever does) at almost exactly the same time as the brake pedal team. The main difference is that they’re going to be well rested when they get there.
It’s a speed turtle, woah
It’s a speed turtle, oh no
Man alive, it’s in overdrive
Go, little turtle, go go
–Sandra Boynton, “Speed Turtle” from Blue Moo album
Are they going to around and down, and down and around until they run out of ground at the edge of town and slam into side of the feed lot,
In downtown Kansas City?
Do remember to stop when you get to the Kansas safe zone, fellas…
Hey! An interview with Shaenon!
https://youtu.be/-2L60CLjdXo
That was cool! Too bad they didn’t solicit “audience” questions for the interview here – I bet they’d have had a bunch! (though obviously skewed to the ‘skinhorse’ part of her career.)
Yeah, those turtles clearly shouldn’t be able to vote.
But that is their purpose in life!
Besides, after reality blindness set in, retail sales of them dropped through the floor.
Okay, gas pedal team, you’re now the break pedal team…
…ergo, decaf is for losers.
Also, brake pedals are for losers.
To quote Mario Andretti “Only time I use the brakes is in the pits”
When your engine and transmission only have to last one day, and the whole race is just go fast and turn left, you can get away with that … for awhile
I’d hate to have to break it to that tortoise, but it’s going to get to the destination (assuming it ever does) at almost exactly the same time as the brake pedal team. The main difference is that they’re going to be well rested when they get there.
And sleep is for tortoises!
Wait…
It’s a speed turtle, woah
It’s a speed turtle, oh no
Man alive, it’s in overdrive
Go, little turtle, go go
–Sandra Boynton, “Speed Turtle” from Blue Moo album
“Go, Speed Turtle, go!”
Why do I foresee this as becoming a repeat of the Darwin Award story of the man who strapped a rocket to his car?
Here’s hoping the off ramp has a nice long deep gravel shoulder.
Are they going to around and down, and down and around until they run out of ground at the edge of town and slam into side of the feed lot,
In downtown Kansas City?
I didn’t think Kansas had any hills like Wolf Creek Pass.
It always terrifies me how casually we talk about redbull now
This is what happens when you give tiny turtles 650 glasses of warm milk.