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2013-11-27

by shaenon on November 27, 2013 at 12:01 am
Chapter: My Brother Sam Is Dead
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  1. Jay Eff
    November 27, 2013, 12:13 am | # | Reply

    Are the bacon-wrapped figs part of the dinner setup or the detention supplies?

    ‘Cause, you know, Artie’s non-meat-eating status.

    Also, Cholesterol..

  2. Andrew
    November 27, 2013, 1:19 am | # | Reply

    Little known fact: Bacon wrapped figs were what the devil tempted Eve in the garden.

    • Manifesta
      November 27, 2013, 2:29 am | # | Reply

      Well we knew it wasn’t rumaki.

  3. eddurd
    November 27, 2013, 6:23 am | # | Reply

    (TUNE: “Mambo Number 5”, Lou Bega)

    Five, four, three, two, one,
    Tip is firing it up, now the plan’s begun!
    We need Ginny back, that’s a fact, can’t lose her,
    We need supplies to surprise and seduce her!
    Candlelit dinner is a winner; did I mention
    We need stuff to put Artie in detention?
    Now here’s the gist of the list, and all that
    Will regain the dame and Brain-O-Mat!

    We need a little table set by the sea,
    And drape it with a tablecloth daintily,
    A couple of candles for sexy glow,
    Some bacon-wrapped figs, arranged just so!
    A sturdy set of cuffs, of steel, not gold!
    A little bit of ether to knock him cold!
    A handgun of the caliber thirty-eight …
    For Unity, a typical dinner date!

  4. Ian Thompson
    November 27, 2013, 7:18 am | # | Reply

    That’s what she does on dates? Still sounds Worth it.

  5. Norman
    November 27, 2013, 7:59 am | # | Reply

    Almost any other character, and I would assume that “your boyfriends don’t last” meant “your boyfriends break up with you really quickly”

    • Dr. Steve
      November 27, 2013, 8:09 am | # | Reply

      At least when UNITY breaks up,she pulls (and sews) herself together quickly.

    • Konrad
      November 27, 2013, 2:44 pm | # | Reply

      Just remove the words “up with you” and it’s accurate.

    • Shadowmehr
      November 27, 2013, 6:24 pm | # | Reply

      At least with U.N.I.T.Y., when a relationship ends, she always retains something special from the experience. A memento, so to speak, to remember the guy by. Why, her last boyfriend contributed what is now her left knee! She’s a sentimental ghoul for sure.

  6. oneuniverse2
    November 27, 2013, 12:14 pm | # | Reply

    I’m surprised that the possibility that ARTIE is the target of seduction. The detention supplies are part of the foreplay, and Ginny is the one to get gassed. Of course, Jeff and Shaenon wouldn’t write it that way. :\

    • Altessia
      November 27, 2013, 1:45 pm | # | Reply

      Tip is annoyed at them both. He hasn’t said that either of them will leave this situation without an ether-nap. My head-canon is fully prepared to see Tip bring an adorable gerbil and scientist back one after the other, only for Artie to wake up just before nomming happens.

  7. freddiefreelance
    November 27, 2013, 1:51 pm | # | Reply

    I’ve been married and out of the dating scene so long I can’t remember who gets tied up any more.

  8. Tetra Valent
    November 27, 2013, 4:53 pm | # | Reply

    Doesn’t Tip have his own handgun? Or doesn’t it go with that dress?

    The cuffs won’t work on Artie if he hiccups.

  9. Saberbeam
    November 27, 2013, 6:23 pm | # | Reply

    The only thing better than a handgun… Two handguns! Maybe he’s planning to challenge Artie to a duel over Virginia, the choice of weapons being handguns or therapy puppets?

    • Ian Thompson
      November 27, 2013, 6:56 pm | # | Reply

      As a gentleman Of taste tip would know that Pearl handled derringers Go with everything. Especially a little black dress like his.

  10. Dr. Steve
    November 27, 2013, 9:44 pm | # | Reply

    Say… is that the Widow Norton? He is quite the queen. Can’t quite place the others of the retinue… Also… it seems to me that these are well-fed (i.e. reasonably cogent) zombies. What is their current source of brains?

  11. Kitirena
    September 7, 2016, 12:13 am | # | Reply

    Ether? Handcuffs? Bacon-wrapped figs?

    ..Tip, darling, you’re cute but you obviously have a LOT to learn…
    First: leather shackles, preferably fur-lined, and the cute little heart-shaped padlocks to go with them. Less likely to chafe or leave nasty red marks.
    Second: chloral hydrate or nitrous oxide. Ether is highly flammable, and rohypnol is illegal in most places.
    Third: chocolate-covered bacon. Trust me–the savory saltiness of the bacon complements the sweetness of the chocolate amazingly well, and the chocolate is a known aphrodisiac, whereas dates, while healthy, aren’t.

    {trying to look innocent, but not quite making it} Not that I would know anything about those sorts of things, nyao. Not kinky at all, oh, no, not little old me… {quickly hiding LARGE steamer trunk filled with BDSM gear in Storage Closet #5}

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