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2014-03-05

by shaenon on March 5, 2014 at 12:01 am
Chapter: My Brother Sam Is Dead
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  1. Jay Eff
    March 5, 2014, 12:10 am | # | Reply

    Clearing Brush?
    Oh no Unity’s impersonating George W. Bush circa 2005.

    • oneuniverse2
      March 5, 2014, 10:21 am | # | Reply

      UNITY has a better grasp of the situation.

    • tpmanw
      March 5, 2014, 11:37 am | # | Reply

      Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we, because agent orange kills plants, but it also causes the cancer.

      • me
        April 20, 2014, 3:08 pm | # | Reply

        they don’t use manufactoring process for 2,4,5 T that produces dioxins anymore. so you don’t have to worry about cancer from agent orange.

  2. Dave Van Domelen
    March 5, 2014, 12:17 am | # | Reply

    Here on Pittsburgh Backyard & Garden….

    • BRGR
      March 5, 2014, 1:30 am | # | Reply

      How to make a duck pond with everyday household chemicals.

      • irdburns
        March 5, 2014, 7:46 am | # | Reply

        I love it. Mulch commando is such a good look for her.

        • oneuniverse2
          March 5, 2014, 10:19 am | # | Reply

          I’m waiting for Tip’s opinion on her outfit 🙂

    • John C Danielson
      March 5, 2014, 5:57 pm | # | Reply

      If Dave left you scratching your head, check out http://baen.com/pittsburgh.asp

      • JET73L
        March 12, 2015, 8:44 am | # | Reply

        Thank you very much for that link!

    • Thomas Carman
      March 7, 2014, 6:45 am | # | Reply

      Oh, you’re evil. Now I have to pull that story up on my Kindle and read it again. “Some like a machete, others an axe. Personally, I prefer a flamethrower!”

  3. Eddurd
    March 5, 2014, 12:35 am | # | Reply

    (TUNE: “Tush”, ZZ Top)

    Up ahead! There’s a light!
    Then we see … such a si-i-ight!
    … She arrived in a rush!
    She’s our guardian gardener,
    And she’s here to clear some brush!

    We’ve been saved! We’ve been found!
    We were deep … under grou-ou-ound,
    … Where the Colmanites flush!
    Yeah, that sprayer’s a slayer,
    And she’s here to clear some brush!

    Doctor Lee, we can see,
    She still fears … Unity-y-y,
    … Even rakes are too much!
    And now Artie feels listless,
    ‘Cause she’s here to clear some brush!

  4. Kiri the Unicorn
    March 5, 2014, 12:43 am | # | Reply

    Suddenly, I’m hearing “Mars” from Holst’s “The Planets” suite…

    • oneuniverse2
      March 5, 2014, 10:24 am | # | Reply

      Not the theme from the “Indiana Jones” series? Not something from Wagner? I’ll have to listen to “Mars” again and figure it out.

    • Shadowmehr
      March 5, 2014, 6:52 pm | # | Reply

      Please, this is U.N.I.T.Y. If anything, it should be “Instruments of Destruction” by N.R.G.

  5. Manifesta
    March 5, 2014, 12:45 am | # | Reply

    This is Unity at her most Mell-ish, and that outfit is hot.

    • Manifesta
      March 5, 2014, 12:50 am | # | Reply

      Leave it to me to step on my own joke. What I should have said is:
      This is Unity at her most Mellicious, and that outfit is delicious.

    • Ian thompson
      March 5, 2014, 8:41 am | # | Reply

      Seconded,My girl needs more outfits.

  6. Max
    March 5, 2014, 3:07 am | # | Reply

    And once again there’s proof that diplomacy can solve anything. As long as it comes in a can labelled “Agent Orange”, at any rate…

    • oneuniverse2
      March 5, 2014, 10:25 am | # | Reply

      I would have thought napalm.

  7. jdreyfuss
    March 5, 2014, 6:58 am | # | Reply

    She is here to rake leaves and chew bubblegum. And she’s all out of gum.

  8. soft
    March 5, 2014, 8:51 am | # | Reply

    Haha, UNITY looks awesome.

    Is it just me, or does Arty’s comment of “eighth most frightening” leave anyone else wanting to know what 7 things are worse? I’m assuming Mell is up there….

    • GammarayCanon
      March 5, 2014, 9:22 am | # | Reply

      In no particular order: Helen, Dave, Helen Senior, maybe Madblood, hamsters, sandwhiches.

    • Confusador
      March 5, 2014, 9:27 am | # | Reply

      Probably the wet naked nobel laureates, definitely the yogurt, Dr Narbon’s bedroom…

      • Caelo
        March 7, 2014, 10:03 am | # | Reply

        In an attempted order Narbon senior, Dave freshly gone mad, Narbon jr., Mel, Narbon Jr and Dave’s idea of a good time read sex, the yogurt, himself although that maybe any where on the list Unity is for now below mel waiting upon action.

  9. Matthew Wilson
    March 5, 2014, 8:51 am | # | Reply

    Trying to think of Artie’s other seven. I figure the demons would be in there, a few unspeakabe things Helen’s done, maybe one of Dave’s creations, and 3 or four Mel style mayhem.

    • Rex Vivat
      March 5, 2014, 10:12 am | # | Reply

      Don’t forget the Yogurt.

      • irdburns
        March 5, 2014, 11:27 am | # | Reply

        Agreed, the yogurt is probably right up there. Yogurt, demons, madame heh heh heh, and possibly the hamsters.

  10. Andrew
    March 5, 2014, 9:05 am | # | Reply

    Rakes in a Drain. Cue the Jackson line…

    • irdburns
      March 5, 2014, 11:32 am | # | Reply

      I have had ENOUGH of these monkeyfighting zombies in this mulchbedeviled drain!

      Unity IS a monkey fighting zombie you know…
      http://skin-horse.com/comic/and-a-simple/

  11. Saberbeam
    March 5, 2014, 7:26 pm | # | Reply

    Looking over that outfit there’s just so much wonderful potential for mayhem, but what really sells it is the hat.

  12. MyaApplesauce
    April 22, 2020, 4:38 pm | # | Reply

    I takbet Melles up five spots on that list.

    • MyaApplesauce
      April 22, 2020, 4:39 pm | # | Reply

      What happened to my comment?!

      • awgiedawgie
        April 22, 2020, 5:10 pm | # | Reply

        I have issues if I’m using my iPad when it’s plugged into the charger. Something to do with static electricity causing phantom touches in random spots on the screen.

        Looks like the word “takes” got split in two, and “bet Mell” got sandwiched in the middle.

    • MyaApplesauce
      April 22, 2020, 4:41 pm | # | Reply

      Anyway, what I was trying to say was that I bet Mell alone takes up five spots on that list.

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