Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we, because agent orange kills plants, but it also causes the cancer.
Oh, you’re evil. Now I have to pull that story up on my Kindle and read it again. “Some like a machete, others an axe. Personally, I prefer a flamethrower!”
Up ahead! There’s a light!
Then we see … such a si-i-ight!
… She arrived in a rush!
She’s our guardian gardener,
And she’s here to clear some brush!
We’ve been saved! We’ve been found!
We were deep … under grou-ou-ound,
… Where the Colmanites flush!
Yeah, that sprayer’s a slayer,
And she’s here to clear some brush!
Doctor Lee, we can see,
She still fears … Unity-y-y,
… Even rakes are too much!
And now Artie feels listless,
‘Cause she’s here to clear some brush!
Is it just me, or does Arty’s comment of “eighth most frightening” leave anyone else wanting to know what 7 things are worse? I’m assuming Mell is up there….
In an attempted order Narbon senior, Dave freshly gone mad, Narbon jr., Mel, Narbon Jr and Dave’s idea of a good time read sex, the yogurt, himself although that maybe any where on the list Unity is for now below mel waiting upon action.
Trying to think of Artie’s other seven. I figure the demons would be in there, a few unspeakabe things Helen’s done, maybe one of Dave’s creations, and 3 or four Mel style mayhem.
I have issues if I’m using my iPad when it’s plugged into the charger. Something to do with static electricity causing phantom touches in random spots on the screen.
Looks like the word “takes” got split in two, and “bet Mell” got sandwiched in the middle.
Clearing Brush?
Oh no Unity’s impersonating George W. Bush circa 2005.
UNITY has a better grasp of the situation.
Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we, because agent orange kills plants, but it also causes the cancer.
they don’t use manufactoring process for 2,4,5 T that produces dioxins anymore. so you don’t have to worry about cancer from agent orange.
Here on Pittsburgh Backyard & Garden….
How to make a duck pond with everyday household chemicals.
I love it. Mulch commando is such a good look for her.
I’m waiting for Tip’s opinion on her outfit 🙂
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Thank you very much for that link!
Oh, you’re evil. Now I have to pull that story up on my Kindle and read it again. “Some like a machete, others an axe. Personally, I prefer a flamethrower!”
(TUNE: “Tush”, ZZ Top)
Up ahead! There’s a light!
Then we see … such a si-i-ight!
… She arrived in a rush!
She’s our guardian gardener,
And she’s here to clear some brush!
We’ve been saved! We’ve been found!
We were deep … under grou-ou-ound,
… Where the Colmanites flush!
Yeah, that sprayer’s a slayer,
And she’s here to clear some brush!
Doctor Lee, we can see,
She still fears … Unity-y-y,
… Even rakes are too much!
And now Artie feels listless,
‘Cause she’s here to clear some brush!
Suddenly, I’m hearing “Mars” from Holst’s “The Planets” suite…
Not the theme from the “Indiana Jones” series? Not something from Wagner? I’ll have to listen to “Mars” again and figure it out.
Please, this is U.N.I.T.Y. If anything, it should be “Instruments of Destruction” by N.R.G.
This is Unity at her most Mell-ish, and that outfit is hot.
Leave it to me to step on my own joke. What I should have said is:
This is Unity at her most Mellicious, and that outfit is delicious.
Seconded,My girl needs more outfits.
And once again there’s proof that diplomacy can solve anything. As long as it comes in a can labelled “Agent Orange”, at any rate…
I would have thought napalm.
She is here to rake leaves and chew bubblegum. And she’s all out of gum.
Haha, UNITY looks awesome.
Is it just me, or does Arty’s comment of “eighth most frightening” leave anyone else wanting to know what 7 things are worse? I’m assuming Mell is up there….
In no particular order: Helen, Dave, Helen Senior, maybe Madblood, hamsters, sandwhiches.
Probably the wet naked nobel laureates, definitely the yogurt, Dr Narbon’s bedroom…
In an attempted order Narbon senior, Dave freshly gone mad, Narbon jr., Mel, Narbon Jr and Dave’s idea of a good time read sex, the yogurt, himself although that maybe any where on the list Unity is for now below mel waiting upon action.
Trying to think of Artie’s other seven. I figure the demons would be in there, a few unspeakabe things Helen’s done, maybe one of Dave’s creations, and 3 or four Mel style mayhem.
Don’t forget the Yogurt.
Agreed, the yogurt is probably right up there. Yogurt, demons, madame heh heh heh, and possibly the hamsters.
Rakes in a Drain. Cue the Jackson line…
I have had ENOUGH of these monkeyfighting zombies in this mulchbedeviled drain!
Unity IS a monkey fighting zombie you know…
http://skin-horse.com/comic/and-a-simple/
Looking over that outfit there’s just so much wonderful potential for mayhem, but what really sells it is the hat.
I takbet Melles up five spots on that list.
What happened to my comment?!
I have issues if I’m using my iPad when it’s plugged into the charger. Something to do with static electricity causing phantom touches in random spots on the screen.
Looks like the word “takes” got split in two, and “bet Mell” got sandwiched in the middle.
Anyway, what I was trying to say was that I bet Mell alone takes up five spots on that list.