He should try Pig Yiddish: Kiss my uchastay, you erkaktefay utzpay. It will confuse the swear filter, since Nick’s a nice Jewish boy and the language is treyf.
tune: “Everything Is Awesome,” Tegan and Sara feat. The Lonely Island, The Lego Movie
CHORUS
I can’t swear in Yiddish!
Can no longer curse in the tongue of my peeps
I can’t swear in Yiddish!
All I get are freakin’ bleeps
Stupid-apse swear filter
Throws my flow off-kilter
Tell Doc Lee I gave up and became a quilter
Yeah, that oughtta guilt her
Can’t believe she made me so polite
This swear filter’s a pile of shite!
CHORUS
Whoa!
3, 2, 1, go!
Have you heard the news
I feel kind of skittish
Can’t express my deepest thoughts in Yiddish
It’s a language with bits of a lot of ’em
Ashkenazi Jews, that’s who thought of ’em
This filter makes it so I can’t say bupkis
I feel so naked, might as well be borves
Now I’m wishin’ auf dein hent und fiss
I was fine, why did she have to kibitz
She’s all fine and farpitz
I’m down in the tar pits
Ongepatshket is how I sound
Like some kinda dorfying instead of profound
(Instead of profound)
Stupid-apse swear filter
Throws my flow off-kilter
Tell Doc Lee I gave up and became a quilter
Yeah, that oughtta guilt her
Can’t believe she made me so polite
This swear filter’s a pile of shite!
CHORUS
Hakn a tshaynik’s all I do
Can’t make my real thoughts come through
Ikh bin broygez vegn alts ding
I’m Swissed off at everything!
Shiksa, goy, shaygets, oy!
Gentiles change my words? Azoy?
Yiddishkeit, derech erets
Yiddish is the best! Respect!
Bren, bentsch, mentsch
That’s Yiddish!
Broch, doch and noch
That’s Yiddish!
Gey and zey, oy vey
They’re Yiddish!
Everything I think and want to say
Is Yiddish!
That’s an enormous library of swear words and penis-related idioms down the drain right there. RIP, Nick’s free expression in Yiddish. Serioously though, it got “pork” in less than five minutes. How has it taken this long to learn Yiddish?
(TUNE: “I’m Gonna Wash That Man Right Outa My Hair”, Rodgers & Hammerstein)
I want to get that filter out of my swears!
It makes feel off-kilter! Nobody cares!
I want to get that filter out of my swears!
It’s learned new words today!
I cannot swear in English, Yiddish, or French!
It makes me feel so wimpy, less of a mensch!
I cannot swear in English, Yiddish, or French!
It censors me, oy vey!
Can’t even hint a bit
(Doctor Lee, Doctor Lee)
How we’d get intimate!
(Her ane me, physic’lly)
I feel bugged, I never hugged
Or kissed her!
I really hate not being able to swear!
The dog is drunk and sleepy, she doesn’t care …
I really hate not being able to swear!
This filter’s full of spray!
“Fur-curdling” is pretty close to what he probably tried for. Maybe the filter is sentient enough to be bored or rebellious and is trying to circumvent its reason for being?
In response to jdrefuss:
Seriously? You’re wondering how a computer AI programmed to analyze and filter English could possibly have trouble with a language that’s a mix of Hebrew, German and anything else that wandered by that day, and with a syntax that would make Yoda cringe?
Hybrid languages are, by their nature, tricky. That’s why English itself is difficult for anyone who first learned a sensible language.
Except that the “pork” episode demonstrates that its learning algorithm appears to based on the speaker’s intent, not the individual words. It’s a feature that makes sense, given the inherent difficulty of sensing foreign swear words and avoiding the Scunthorpe/B’reshit problem that blind idiot filters have.
Like the ones in many MMO games:
1. We’re going to block the word “a**”.
2. People start shoving it between two nonsensical characters or separating it with spaces.
3. Okay, we’re going to block any string of character that has the letters A, S, and S in it.
4. Nobody in the game can carry on a coherent conversation anymore.
5. Company gives up pretending people don’t swear on the internet.
Though sadly, there are still many games that never moved beyond step 4.
And another language bites the dust…
He should try Pig Yiddish: Kiss my uchastay, you erkaktefay utzpay. It will confuse the swear filter, since Nick’s a nice Jewish boy and the language is treyf.
tune: “Everything Is Awesome,” Tegan and Sara feat. The Lonely Island, The Lego Movie
CHORUS
I can’t swear in Yiddish!
Can no longer curse in the tongue of my peeps
I can’t swear in Yiddish!
All I get are freakin’ bleeps
Stupid-apse swear filter
Throws my flow off-kilter
Tell Doc Lee I gave up and became a quilter
Yeah, that oughtta guilt her
Can’t believe she made me so polite
This swear filter’s a pile of shite!
CHORUS
Whoa!
3, 2, 1, go!
Have you heard the news
I feel kind of skittish
Can’t express my deepest thoughts in Yiddish
It’s a language with bits of a lot of ’em
Ashkenazi Jews, that’s who thought of ’em
This filter makes it so I can’t say bupkis
I feel so naked, might as well be borves
Now I’m wishin’ auf dein hent und fiss
I was fine, why did she have to kibitz
She’s all fine and farpitz
I’m down in the tar pits
Ongepatshket is how I sound
Like some kinda dorfying instead of profound
(Instead of profound)
Stupid-apse swear filter
Throws my flow off-kilter
Tell Doc Lee I gave up and became a quilter
Yeah, that oughtta guilt her
Can’t believe she made me so polite
This swear filter’s a pile of shite!
CHORUS
Hakn a tshaynik’s all I do
Can’t make my real thoughts come through
Ikh bin broygez vegn alts ding
I’m Swissed off at everything!
Shiksa, goy, shaygets, oy!
Gentiles change my words? Azoy?
Yiddishkeit, derech erets
Yiddish is the best! Respect!
Bren, bentsch, mentsch
That’s Yiddish!
Broch, doch and noch
That’s Yiddish!
Gey and zey, oy vey
They’re Yiddish!
Everything I think and want to say
Is Yiddish!
CHORUS
Pig Yiddish doesn’t sound kosher.
Curdled fur is the worst kind of fur.
Especially on wet dogs.
Noooo! But Yiddish is so expressive!
Anyone know enough Yiddish to defilter those words?
What? Tuchas, Ferkakate, and putz?
Bivalve and sweet spring; I can mostly understand Manifesta’s posts 🙂
Ah, that makes more sense. In my defense, fighting a cold so my synapses aren’t all firing right.
Maybe if he mixed languages? Swears in an unholy collage of Russian, Afrikaans and Hopi would probably do the trick.
Klingon’s probably got a few choice swears and insults…
I’m guessing that bivalve wasn’t Yiddish. The swear filter is being ungenerous, since Sweetheart really is a bivalve.
That’s an enormous library of swear words and penis-related idioms down the drain right there. RIP, Nick’s free expression in Yiddish. Serioously though, it got “pork” in less than five minutes. How has it taken this long to learn Yiddish?
He used “pork” like 8 times in a row. He made it easy to identify that one.
Go awesome yourself, Kay! 😀 Now it’s my turn …
(TUNE: “I’m Gonna Wash That Man Right Outa My Hair”, Rodgers & Hammerstein)
I want to get that filter out of my swears!
It makes feel off-kilter! Nobody cares!
I want to get that filter out of my swears!
It’s learned new words today!
I cannot swear in English, Yiddish, or French!
It makes me feel so wimpy, less of a mensch!
I cannot swear in English, Yiddish, or French!
It censors me, oy vey!
Can’t even hint a bit
(Doctor Lee, Doctor Lee)
How we’d get intimate!
(Her ane me, physic’lly)
I feel bugged, I never hugged
Or kissed her!
I really hate not being able to swear!
The dog is drunk and sleepy, she doesn’t care …
I really hate not being able to swear!
This filter’s full of spray!
“Fur-curdling” is pretty close to what he probably tried for. Maybe the filter is sentient enough to be bored or rebellious and is trying to circumvent its reason for being?
In response to jdrefuss:
Seriously? You’re wondering how a computer AI programmed to analyze and filter English could possibly have trouble with a language that’s a mix of Hebrew, German and anything else that wandered by that day, and with a syntax that would make Yoda cringe?
Hybrid languages are, by their nature, tricky. That’s why English itself is difficult for anyone who first learned a sensible language.
Except that the “pork” episode demonstrates that its learning algorithm appears to based on the speaker’s intent, not the individual words. It’s a feature that makes sense, given the inherent difficulty of sensing foreign swear words and avoiding the Scunthorpe/B’reshit problem that blind idiot filters have.
Like the ones in many MMO games:
1. We’re going to block the word “a**”.
2. People start shoving it between two nonsensical characters or separating it with spaces.
3. Okay, we’re going to block any string of character that has the letters A, S, and S in it.
4. Nobody in the game can carry on a coherent conversation anymore.
5. Company gives up pretending people don’t swear on the internet.
Though sadly, there are still many games that never moved beyond step 4.