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2018-09-19

by shaenon on September 19, 2018 at 12:01 am
Chapter: Figgs and Phantoms
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  1. awgiedawgie
    September 19, 2018, 12:05 am | # | Reply

    Braaaiiiiinnnnnsss!!!

    • reynard61
      September 19, 2018, 4:58 pm | # | Reply

      Now that’s just nuts!

  2. Anson
    September 19, 2018, 12:09 am | # | Reply

    Just give her time to adjust, Phoebe. Before you know it, she’ll be dispirited, fomenting revolt, and/or turning those walnuts into itty-bitty attack helicopters.

    • Leandro Toniut
      September 19, 2018, 9:15 am | # | Reply

      I mean, she WAS a top A-Sig employee that almost got access to the loyalty lounge. She’ll probably keep finding ways to make this torture into something fun.

      • Leandro Toniut
        September 19, 2018, 10:32 am | # | Reply

        Sorry, loyalty restrooms. Important difference

    • Shadowmehr
      September 19, 2018, 7:49 pm | # | Reply

      Or, she’ll be making plans to take over the region, rallying the prisoners in their various areas, and turning the walnuts into itty-bitty attack helicopters. Hey, she’s gotta be her (*shrug*).

  3. Towering Barbarian
    September 19, 2018, 12:18 am | # | Reply

    Phoebe, when you come to know a Spark like her well enough you will understand that she already *is* dispirited. She was once used to handling *real* brains instead of playing with walnuts as a way of pretending she’s still doing that. Her current phase is a retreat from a reality she cannot bear. ^_^

    • awgiedawgie
      September 19, 2018, 12:34 am | # | Reply

      It’s also a sign that her mind is always in “scientist mode”. And she’s a super-genius. If anyone can figure out a way out of walnut hell, it’s her. Extirpating someone that smart may have been a critical error for A-Sig.

      • Gyrre
        September 19, 2018, 2:19 am | # | Reply

        Quite and very probably.

      • arqyx
        September 19, 2018, 6:46 am | # | Reply

        Shell come up with something.

  4. thejoemoose
    September 19, 2018, 12:31 am | # | Reply

    Something tells me the guys upstairs are starting to think this is a bad idea.

    • Candace
      September 19, 2018, 12:39 am | # | Reply

      If they haven’t yet, they will soon.

      • M. Alan Thomas II
        September 19, 2018, 1:02 am | # | Reply

        I disagree; they walnut figure it out.

        • Foradain
          September 19, 2018, 1:30 am | # | Reply

          Acorn follow your logic, but there may be some hulls in it….

          • Stephen Wallace
            September 19, 2018, 1:39 am | #

            Nut again

          • tyersome
            September 19, 2018, 1:39 am | #

            Don’t pecan Alan, he wood knot be the first to misunderestimate Anasigma.

        • Seph
          September 19, 2018, 1:52 am | # | Reply

          Even if someone does figure out that you’re plotting against them, they still have to cashew.

          • awgiedawgie
            September 19, 2018, 2:33 am | #

            Can’t catch me. I walnut allow it!

        • Dr. Steve
          September 19, 2018, 8:22 am | # | Reply

          They are also angry because they work for peanuts.

    • K. Iceclaw
      September 19, 2018, 8:58 am | # | Reply

      They really should. But, then, consider their track record.

  5. Bruceski
    September 19, 2018, 1:56 am | # | Reply

    You don’t have to be a Mad to work here, but it helps.

    • awgiedawgie
      September 19, 2018, 2:36 am | # | Reply

      Didn’t I see that on a coffee cup somewhere?

      • fromthedarkorblackwater
        September 19, 2018, 7:02 am | # | Reply

        I thought the coffee cup said: You don’t have to be crazy to work here, We train you

    • vincentmuyo
      September 19, 2018, 1:57 pm | # | Reply

      Possible mug designs: “You must be mad, or you wouldn’t work here.”

      I kind of like the subtlety of “I don’t want to work among mad people” (I mean, I am ripping off Narbonic here so…)

  6. joycemelton
    September 19, 2018, 1:58 am | # | Reply

    Do NOT handle the walnut fruit if it is ripe. It’s full of a substance that will do for ink until your BIC explodes in your pocket.

    • awgiedawgie
      September 19, 2018, 2:48 am | # | Reply

      And when your walnut Bic does explode in your pocket, it will leave painful burns all down your chest. The sap from the trees will have a similar effect, but without the staining. The chemical in the walnut trees (also found in pecan and a few other nut trees) can actually damage the DNA in the cells it contacts, causing cell death.

      • bergerjacques
        September 19, 2018, 2:55 pm | # | Reply

        There have been walnut trees in my yard for decades ………..AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        • awgiedawgie
          September 19, 2018, 8:15 pm | # | Reply

          If you ever tried to grow tomatoes anywhere in the vicinity of those trees, and wondered why it didn’t work, now you know. There are also other plants that are inhibited by walnut trees, but tomatoes are probably the most affected. And black walnut trees are the most potent.

  7. Max
    September 19, 2018, 5:13 am | # | Reply

    I like to pretend the “OBEY” sign on the wall is meant for the walnuts, so they endure whatever it is being done to them peacefully (then imagine what it would look like if they didn’t…). Or would that rather be “SUBMIT”…?

    • awgiedawgie
      September 19, 2018, 8:21 am | # | Reply

      A somewhat subtle difference – active vs passive – but yeah, I think “submit” would be the better choice in that case.

    • Dr. Steve
      September 19, 2018, 8:24 am | # | Reply

      “OBEY”? Oh… yes… I thought it said “ENJOY” until I put on my sunglasses

  8. SVGeezer
    September 19, 2018, 8:34 am | # | Reply

    Sooo,

    Any Narbonic readers remember when Dave went mad??

    Since the act of going mad is so destructive to all bystanders doing it in a VR world would be quite the upgrade. (unless they’re much madder than normal…)

    • K. Iceclaw
      September 19, 2018, 8:55 am | # | Reply

      You know, I had a feeling. In the back of my head before I ever opened the comic this morning I was all ready to say something about it. And her we are.

      It has been a bit since I read through the Narbonic archive.

      I wonder, if one gets… creative… Is it possible to drive a good enough physics engine mad? You know. Hypothetically speaking.

    • Eva
      September 19, 2018, 1:01 pm | # | Reply

      Wow… I was pretty sure my first impulse a few strips ago was going to end up being wrong, but now I’m thinking SVGeezer is right and this is going to lead to Dr. Lee finally falling off the “weird but reasonable science” cliff into the “madness gorge.”

    • awgiedawgie
      September 19, 2018, 7:15 pm | # | Reply

      Dave went Mad and then uploaded himself into a computer. Having one already in a VR environment when they cross over is just eliminating one step. I don’t think it would end any better for those around them.

      • SVGeezer
        September 19, 2018, 7:25 pm | # | Reply

        Just went and reread the ending Narbonic story line. Can Not Believe it was 12 years ago.

        Also can not believe there hasn’t been a Narbonic movie/ cable series yet. They did some Deadpool movies. They have done three seasons of The Expanse. So why now Narbonic?

        Grrrrrrrr!

        • Candace
          September 20, 2018, 12:51 am | # | Reply

          I would watch the heck out of that!

  9. Robert Nowall
    September 19, 2018, 9:58 am | # | Reply

    Looks like Dr. Lee got a new shirt, too.

    • s854
      September 19, 2018, 6:27 pm | # | Reply

      The clothes she had on were drenched, so that’s probably a good thing.

  10. Daibhid C
    September 19, 2018, 1:45 pm | # | Reply

    Is … is she happier here than she was on the beach?

    It takes all sorts to make a world, I guess.

    • Shen Hibiki
      September 19, 2018, 5:28 pm | # | Reply

      Structure. And something she can identify with. =P

  11. Pygar
    September 19, 2018, 1:53 pm | # | Reply

    I ask this for Reasons…
    Has her family’s nation of origin ever been mentioned? When?

    • Carl Fishman
      September 19, 2018, 2:04 pm | # | Reply

      It has been made clear that she is of Korean ancestry. (I’d assume South Korea, but I’m not sure that was ever stipulated.)

  12. Saberbeam
    September 19, 2018, 3:48 pm | # | Reply

    Apparently you can take Dr. Lee out of brain surgery, but you can’t take the brain surgery out of Dr. Lee.

  13. Bruce A Munro
    September 19, 2018, 4:05 pm | # | Reply

    I don’t think Dr. Lee really _believes_ in this place.

  14. Ruggs
    September 19, 2018, 4:24 pm | # | Reply

    Sanity is not a journey. Its a destination.

    • Mental Mouse
      September 21, 2018, 6:59 am | # | Reply

      Around here, it’s more likely to be a departure point.

  15. Robert Nowall
    September 19, 2018, 7:01 pm | # | Reply

    I see a nutcracker on the table. I mean, besides the two nutcrackers who are carrying on a conversation.

    • awgiedawgie
      September 19, 2018, 7:17 pm | # | Reply

      I’m kinda surprised there’s only one lying there.

      • Candace
        September 20, 2018, 12:53 am | # | Reply

        And no picks.

        • awgiedawgie
          September 20, 2018, 9:11 am | # | Reply

          No picks anywhere… that’s what would really make this hell.

  16. Drewble
    September 21, 2018, 12:00 am | # | Reply

    http://skin-horse.com/comic/todays-comic-730/

    “walnuts” is the loyalty test!

  17. The J is Silent
    March 29, 2019, 10:26 am | # | Reply

    To quote Mr Green Quoting Milton,
    The mind is its own place and can make a heaven of hell or a hell of heaven.
    http://skin-horse.com/comic/todays-comic-1021/

  18. Knuckles
    February 8, 2022, 11:13 am | # | Reply

    Aah, so this is why they started with delaware beachfront. Didn’t want to give Dr. Lee a good time.

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