Shaenon: Look at this!  The Zombie Gnome Defense Guide, written by Andrew Farago and myself and illustrated by Brian Heemskerk, is out in stores!  Please enjoy our harrowing chronicle of the Zombie Gnome invasion.

Channing: Eat your heart out, Max Brooks.

But, um, not literally. Please, Mr. Brooks, do not literally consume your own heart in some sort of twisted undead autophagy. The gnomes will do that for you