Shaenon: Now I’m looking at the title of this storyline and wishing it’d been a Pokemon crossover.

Channing: We could give the Devils a cutesy sounding name and have them only be able to vocalize that word. That sort of thing is admittedly right up my alley.

That said, I am shying away from Pokemon right now because all this Pokemon Go going on around me is making me feel like the world is full of invisible monsters existing on a plane of existence that I cannot see, which in turn makes me feel like I’m living in H.P. Lovecraft’s “From Beyond.” The one good thing about Pokemon Go is that it allows me to cultivate a healthy Ingress hipster disdain for everyone playing Pokemon Go around me. I’m all like, oh, hey, kids, congratulations on capturing that Pokemon Gym, OR SHOULD I SAY “EXOTIC MATTER PORTAL” YOU SNOT-NOSED LITTLE JOHNNY-COME-LATELIES.

Team Valor? Team Instinct? Team Mystic? Feh. I fight for the Enlightenment, beyatches.