Shaenon: In the interests of sharing every step of a random page from the bonus story in Skin Horse 5, here’s the initial thumbnail.  I tweaked a bunch of dialogue between this and the final, as I tend to do with shockingly little consideration for Jeff’s scripts.  Sorry, Jeff.

Channing:  “Oh, I make your scripts better and funnier so that people have the mistaken impression that you’re a better writer than you actually are, SO SORRY ABOUT THAT.

If that counts as abuse, then keep piling it on, says I.