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2014-10-31

by shaenon on October 31, 2014 at 4:43 am
Chapter: Mixed-Up Files
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  1. Zixinus
    October 31, 2014, 4:56 am | # | Reply

    I have an inkling that they are not going to take Debbie with them after all.

  2. Towering Barbarian
    October 31, 2014, 5:04 am | # | Reply

    Or else Imogene will be inspired to go back to the future and change the past! ^_^

  3. GammarayCanon
    October 31, 2014, 6:03 am | # | Reply

    Poor Imogene. Those eyes.

    • Shadowmehr
      October 31, 2014, 8:10 pm | # | Reply

      I know! You can actually see her heart breaking in panel 3.

  4. Schism
    October 31, 2014, 6:07 am | # | Reply

    I think that imagining poor Imogene on the cure is horrific. Certainly, she may be trapped in the 50s, but that’s because she /really did travel forward from there./ If Anasigma uses the cure on her, then… I don’t even want to imagine what would happen.

    • Anson
      October 31, 2014, 11:49 am | # | Reply

      She’d probably either go crazy from the stress/shock of temporal displacement, or her reality blindness would make her think it was still the 1950s. Either way wouldn’t be pretty.

      • Dorcus
        October 31, 2014, 12:25 pm | # | Reply

        Or all the “future” that her madness has been actively denying would flood in and she would update to modern parlance.

        At the risk of offense; when I think of reality blind people who deny things their brains can’t handle, I think of repressive religious folk from cultural throw-back towns that like to PRETEND they live in an idealized 1950s.

    • Author X
      October 31, 2014, 1:10 pm | # | Reply

      I don’t think we necessarily know she’d become normal /for 1950/, it might just make her assimilate into the surrounding culture and not question the status quo. Clone!Dave wasn’t really bothered by missing several years of his life, as I recall he just shrugged and said something about time flying before you know it.

      • dornbeast
        October 31, 2014, 1:20 pm | # | Reply

        She’d have to deal with memories of the 50s and not looking like she’s ready to retire. That’s a status quo with severe flaws…

        • Author X
          November 1, 2014, 7:12 pm | # | Reply

          It was noted in the Narbonic Commentary that Clone!Dave was talking about American Idol even though his memories were cut off before that show even aired – The Cure is a scary thing.

    • Frank Hightower
      October 31, 2014, 3:56 pm | # | Reply

      Honestly? She’d probably still say everything’s “futuristic”, but would stop trying to take over the world

    • Shay Guy
      October 31, 2014, 7:21 pm | # | Reply

      Imogene on the Cure would probably look like Dave’ after he was told the truth. She’d probably convince herself that she just knows a lot about the ’50s and doesn’t pay much attention to pop culture, and even that part’s negotiable.

  5. Eddurd
    October 31, 2014, 7:08 am | # | Reply

    (TUNE: “Am I Blue”, Harry Akst & Grant Clarke)

    Donahue … Donahue …
    Clean of jaw, hair of blond, eyes of blue!
    But now you … say he’s through!
    Don’t believe! Can’t conceive! Isn’t true!

     In my day,
     He ruled the silver screen!
     Now you say
     He’s gone and split the scene!
     (Bad machine!)

    Hate your phone!
    I’m alone!
    I can’t give … my love to …
    Donahue!

  6. Robert Nowall
    October 31, 2014, 7:15 am | # | Reply

    Wasn’t Troy Donahue once married to Suzanne Pleshette for a while?

    • oneuniverse2
      October 31, 2014, 10:45 am | # | Reply

      Wiki says during 1964.

      • Ogden Wernstrom
        November 1, 2014, 1:11 am | # | Reply

        Donahue *is* married to Suzanne Pleshette in 1964. Use of the present tense is called for when describing transient conditions such as utterly unacceptable historical facts.

  7. Rex Vivat
    October 31, 2014, 7:52 am | # | Reply

    If she wasn’t Mad already, that would be a dangerous thing to do.

    • roberttheaddled
      October 31, 2014, 8:39 pm | # | Reply

      Still a dangerous thing to do. There is Mad, and there Mad. Not all mad is created equal. Especially since her day-to-day Mad seems mostly harmless. (except for those poor squirrels….)

      Specifically (or generally) I’m thinking of the various tropes where beating the hero or heroine down completely then threatening their friends/lovers/family/etc. makes them level up all Ichigo Kurasaki (Bleach)or Super Sayian (Dragonball) style.

      OR for that matter – Obi Wan style – killing him makes him more powerful….

  8. Robert Nowall
    October 31, 2014, 8:13 am | # | Reply

    Come to think of it, aren’t a lot of the people we’ve met in the Adventures of Skin Horse also dead? Some of ’em are pretty lively, too. So there’s still hope for Imogene and Troy…

    • Altessia Silentarrow
      October 31, 2014, 8:27 am | # | Reply

      That’s what I was just thinking! She shouldn’t think of death as an obstacle, it’s a chance to mold her beau how she wants him to be! Indestructible!

    • oneuniverse2
      October 31, 2014, 10:46 am | # | Reply

      Unity in Troy Donahue’s body is a scary idea.

    • Prodigal
      November 6, 2014, 3:10 am | # | Reply

      Heh, heh, heh…

  9. Freddie Freelance
    October 31, 2014, 9:52 am | # | Reply

    If they used the cure on Imogene wouldn’t she just turn into more of a ’50s Home Ec student?

    • dornbeast
      October 31, 2014, 1:17 pm | # | Reply

      I think the challenge is reconciling “I was a teen in the 1950s” with “I’m not seventy-plus years old in 2014.” She’d be sane, but her condition would be inexplicable, and would require a new delusion to cover the cracks in her world view.

      (I just learned that she’s actually from the 1950s, and her mad scientist mother accidentally threw her forwards in time. Little details that make a big difference.)

      • =Tamar
        October 31, 2014, 3:13 pm | # | Reply

        Easy. She was in a coma from the lab accident, the coma kept her from aging normally, new meds were discovered to bring her out of it. The inconvenient memories are just dreams she had. Legally it may be tricky; as a chronological adult she’ll need the paperwork and a cover document to explain that she’s had cosmetic surgery so she doesn’t look as old as her driver’s license says she is.

        • Rex Vivat
          October 31, 2014, 5:08 pm | # | Reply

          Cover the cracks? Convoluted and complex background stories? You are all overthinking this. Reality blindness works by making you ignore inconvenient thruths. Either she’ll ignore all this future stuff or she’ll think she wasn’t actually born in the ’50s but instead in an old fashioned family. Details? won’t even think of them!

          • BMunro
            October 31, 2014, 6:47 pm | #

            If she ignores all the future stuff, she’s _functionally_ crazy.

      • kicking_k
        October 31, 2014, 8:00 pm | # | Reply

        I’m reminded of that *Torchwood* episode where two people got pulled forward from 1953 to 2006 – an older man, a woman in her thirties and a gently-brought-up teenage girl. The man broke down completely, the woman decided she had no place in this time and picked a solution, but the girl adapted and after a bumpy start was fine. So… well, I think Rex Vivat is probably right. Imogene might be resilient enough to cope, with reality-blindness a help rather than a hindrance. Like Debbie’s, it would probably be more painful for others to see than for her.

        Which doesn’t make it OK to do it, of course…

  10. oneuniverse2
    October 31, 2014, 10:47 am | # | Reply

    She wants to upgrade and I want to go back to XP 😛

    • davidbreslin101
      October 31, 2014, 11:52 am | # | Reply

      In a few short years, when you type “XP” young people will think it means “screwing up your eyes while sticking your tongue out.”

      • Frank Hightower
        October 31, 2014, 3:57 pm | # | Reply

        They already do. I tried telling a few people what my version of Office was in 2003, they all thought I was doing the face

  11. metaceryn
    October 31, 2014, 12:59 pm | # | Reply

    RAMPAGE RAMPAGE RAMPAGE RAMPAGE RAMPAGE RAMPAGE

    • Frank Hightower
      October 31, 2014, 3:58 pm | # | Reply

      What would a 50s rampage look like? *goes get some old Superman comics*

  12. BMunro
    October 31, 2014, 6:53 pm | # | Reply

    Random thought: reality blindness is not something _evolved_ but invented, either by a time travelling mad or an archaic mad, to minimize the number of people who upon encountering mads would do the sensible thing to someone with such power and weak grasp of morality and consequences: decapitation, followed by burning, followed by scattering of ashes in a fast-flowing stream. (Before the time-traveling mad scientists tampered with it, scripture was “do not suffer a Mad Scientist to live.” The mads are sorry about it, but better the witches than them).

  13. BrokenEye, the True False Prophet
    October 31, 2014, 7:00 pm | # | Reply

    I’m not gonna lie. I like her better now. Her makeup creeped me out.

    • roberttheaddled
      October 31, 2014, 8:47 pm | # | Reply

      I liked the purple hair. Eyeshadow was a bit much.

      If I didn’t think it would be a detriment at work – I’d consider dying my hair a non-natural colour – of course I generally keep it in a flat-top, so it would grow out quickly.

  14. Caelo
    October 31, 2014, 8:17 pm | # | Reply

    So the Cure makes you sane but doesn’t cure pure evil. I think I perfer my evil insane that way they don’t get anything accomplished.

    • roberttheaddled
      October 31, 2014, 8:49 pm | # | Reply

      Cthulu / Hastur 2016. Why settle for a Lesser Evil?

      • Miserichord
        November 1, 2014, 4:47 pm | # | Reply

        So long as they can both show they were citizens of the US at the time the Constitution was ratified, they are eligible.

        • irdburns
          November 1, 2014, 11:05 pm | # | Reply

          Good luck on that, Hastur only visits earth in his embassies, and those only last till the last actor is dead and the theater is burned to the ground. I’m pretty sure Cthulu is currently residing in a foreign capital as well, voiding any residency requirements. Plus, he’s at least partly dead.

          No, for the REAL eldritch horror ticket go Nyarlothep/Limbaugh.

          • Rex Vivat
            November 1, 2014, 11:11 pm | #

            I don’t think R’lyeh was ever recognized as a sovereign nation, so there’s no problem there. Same with Hastur’s embassies. As for your other concern… it is not dead which can eternal lie.

          • BrokenEye, the True False Prophet
            November 2, 2014, 1:40 am | #

            O come on now. That’s just disrespectful. Nyarlathotep isn’t that bad.

          • BrokenEye, the True False Prophet
            November 2, 2014, 1:51 am | #

            @Rex@ Yeah, but if you’re not from a legally recognized place, such as a sunken island in international waters somewhere between Chile and Antarctica, you’re not technically a citizen of anywhere, US or otherwise, so that leaves us right back where we started.

  15. Michael Brewer
    November 1, 2014, 1:18 am | # | Reply

    On the upside, Helen’s cure from Narbonic seems to be a once a day type thing, so if they can knock her out and take her with them when they escape, she should be back to the 80s faster than Marty McFly.

  16. Katrika
    November 1, 2014, 2:29 am | # | Reply

    I started reading Imogen’s lines in Mabel Pine’s voice and now I can’t stop.

  17. Pygar
    November 1, 2014, 3:42 am | # | Reply

    Frank, wiki “Battle of Athens” to see what such a rampage was like… What did the policeman in Young Frankenstein say about riots?

  18. Pygar
    November 1, 2014, 3:46 am | # | Reply

    Katrika, I read her in Judy Jetson’s vice… it helps…

  19. commodorejohn
    November 1, 2014, 11:21 pm | # | Reply

    If he was married to Suzanne Pleshette, there’s always an off chance that his death is just a dream he’s having after some bad Chinese.

  20. The Magus
    May 14, 2015, 5:47 pm | # | Reply

    This is giving me real One Flew the Cuckoo’s Nest vibe….

    Who’s Chief? 😛

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