That makes more sense than I feel like it should. However, since the last meter-reader was a humanoid swamp monster and everyone seemed to accept him, why wouldn’t they accept an erinaceinoid swamp monster?
Or would the reality blind just have seen an unkempt man and now a bunch of non-talking hedgehogs?
You’re a vegetative hedgehog!
Hear you going “skuuu!”
You’re a vegetative hedgehog,
Tell us what you do!
You go readin’ all the meters
And you scare the gators too!
You’re made of plastic parts,
And animated vines!
Yeah, all the plastic parts
The zombie vine entwines!
You go readin’ all the meters now
And K.T. thinks you’re fine!
[instrumental break — picture one of the veg-hogs playing guitar and gyrating like Elvis]
You’re a little zombie hedgehog,
And a big one, too!
Yes, a big botanic hedgehog!
Tell us what you do!
You go scarin’ all the gators
‘Til the gators lose their poo!
“Classical Conditioning” like Pavlov: you ring the bell and the dog salivates, or in this case ‘gators hear “Sku, Sku” and think “something wants to eat my face”.
If you look closely, I think that’s actually a bunch of the little ones standing on top of each other to form one big hedgehog. Swarm camouflage and defense mechanism all in one.
Okay, I promised myself I wasn’t going to do this, but I can’t resist…
(Tune “The Hedgehog Song”, Gytha Ogg. Well, actually, the realworld version is by Heather Wood. And the tune’s really just Bonnie Dundee, but never mind…)
In the zombie-rights land, K.T. had it planned,
To get people’s meters checked by Alec Holland,
Though folks tend to scream, should a swamp creature call,
But a hedgie is never a monster at all!
Lot’s of creatures, it’s true, seem to live in the goo,
That threaten the zombies and living folks too!
A sewer gator could eat a hedgie that’s small,
But a huge hedgie never gets bothered at all!
Wait… wouldn’t reality blindness prevent people from seeing the talking chia pets?
I doubt that the people that live with Zombies all the time are realityblind
I think you’ll find that a lot of people have an worryingly easy time accepting zombies. But who ever heard of talking chia pets?
That makes more sense than I feel like it should. However, since the last meter-reader was a humanoid swamp monster and everyone seemed to accept him, why wouldn’t they accept an erinaceinoid swamp monster?
Or would the reality blind just have seen an unkempt man and now a bunch of non-talking hedgehogs?
Erinaceinoid is supposed to be emphasized there, too.
What about a moss cow?
perfect in all ways.
Can someone explain to me what a metere is? I googled it and nothing can up.
Most likely it is supposed to be “meter” or “metre,” as in an electric meter.
It’s a metric system unit of snobbishness, used only in France.
Now is this a new version of Tribbles?
(TUNE: “Hound Dog”, Elvis Presley)
You’re a vegetative hedgehog!
Hear you going “skuuu!”
You’re a vegetative hedgehog,
Tell us what you do!
You go readin’ all the meters
And you scare the gators too!
You’re made of plastic parts,
And animated vines!
Yeah, all the plastic parts
The zombie vine entwines!
You go readin’ all the meters now
And K.T. thinks you’re fine!
[instrumental break — picture one of the veg-hogs playing guitar and gyrating like Elvis]
You’re a little zombie hedgehog,
And a big one, too!
Yes, a big botanic hedgehog!
Tell us what you do!
You go scarin’ all the gators
‘Til the gators lose their poo!
“Classic Conditioning?” Shampoo?
No, real poo.
“Classical Conditioning” like Pavlov: you ring the bell and the dog salivates, or in this case ‘gators hear “Sku, Sku” and think “something wants to eat my face”.
So they go HoUS, or Hedgehogs of Unusual Size…
If you look closely, I think that’s actually a bunch of the little ones standing on top of each other to form one big hedgehog. Swarm camouflage and defense mechanism all in one.
Okay, I promised myself I wasn’t going to do this, but I can’t resist…
(Tune “The Hedgehog Song”, Gytha Ogg. Well, actually, the realworld version is by Heather Wood. And the tune’s really just Bonnie Dundee, but never mind…)
In the zombie-rights land, K.T. had it planned,
To get people’s meters checked by Alec Holland,
Though folks tend to scream, should a swamp creature call,
But a hedgie is never a monster at all!
Lot’s of creatures, it’s true, seem to live in the goo,
That threaten the zombies and living folks too!
A sewer gator could eat a hedgie that’s small,
But a huge hedgie never gets bothered at all!
SKU – Stock Keeping Unit?