Actually, in a world of mad science finding someone who might help change her back to human shouldn’t be that tricky. Finding a Spark who is *trustworthy* is another matter, but one trip to St. Charlie would surely be helpful in that regard. @_@
I know a fellow who’s really good at turning people human, nyao. His name is Dr. Moreau, and I hear he’s in the Yellow Pages under “Vivisectionists”. He’s very good at what he does, too!
I’m not sure that mad scientists are going to be especially motivated to help make someone normal. Now, if she *wanted* to be mutated, sure, they’d get on that, but the reverse is just boring.
Pitch it to them with some sinister: “Do you think you can help this fiendish skunk-human hybrid to pass undetectably among normal boring people until she is REaDy tO STrIkE! mwahahaHahahaha!…. please?”
There might be a really odd one who would take on the challenge of analyzing the other guy’s work and reversing it, especially if the other guy bragged that it couldn’t be reversed.
(TUNE: “California, Here I Come”, DeSylva & Meyer)
To Nebraska, there I go!
What I’ll do there, I don’t know!
There is no
Show biz, no
Film industry!
Methinks it
Sure stinks, it
Cannot be the place for me!
Well, folks like me I never saw
Growing up in Omaha …
Is my old room still free, Ma?
To Nebraska, there I go!
There are actually people there that believe all Native American tribes spoke the same language and lived in teepees. I met 4 of them at once. 16 in total.
From a websearch, looks like Nebraska either (a) has a film industry, or (b) is trying to get one. And either way, it probably won’t be that much more weird than California…
Actually, in a world of mad science finding someone who might help change her back to human shouldn’t be that tricky. Finding a Spark who is *trustworthy* is another matter, but one trip to St. Charlie would surely be helpful in that regard. @_@
Trustworthy, perhaps. Competent, somewhat less likely. ^_^
Trustworthy, Competent, Ethically non-dubious. Pick one, then cross it out and give up.
Well, you know. When someone’s got lots of practice turning people human, you’ve really got to ask why…
(Community service, after they turned the town into werewolves? Lots of practice from metamorphing a mad gerbil army? The possibilities…)
I know a fellow who’s really good at turning people human, nyao. His name is Dr. Moreau, and I hear he’s in the Yellow Pages under “Vivisectionists”. He’s very good at what he does, too!
I’m not sure that mad scientists are going to be especially motivated to help make someone normal. Now, if she *wanted* to be mutated, sure, they’d get on that, but the reverse is just boring.
Pitch it to them with some sinister: “Do you think you can help this fiendish skunk-human hybrid to pass undetectably among normal boring people until she is REaDy tO STrIkE! mwahahaHahahaha!…. please?”
There might be a really odd one who would take on the challenge of analyzing the other guy’s work and reversing it, especially if the other guy bragged that it couldn’t be reversed.
(TUNE: “California, Here I Come”, DeSylva & Meyer)
To Nebraska, there I go!
What I’ll do there, I don’t know!
There is no
Show biz, no
Film industry!
Methinks it
Sure stinks, it
Cannot be the place for me!
Well, folks like me I never saw
Growing up in Omaha …
Is my old room still free, Ma?
To Nebraska, there I go!
Catchy!
Could have been worse. Could have been Florida.
Hmm……. crazy people or good-God-in-heaven-how-can-you-be-that-ignorant people. Tough choice.
I think I’ll go with the crazies. I’ve already dealt with plenty of the other type during the month I spent in Nebraska (for work).
There are actually people there that believe all Native American tribes spoke the same language and lived in teepees. I met 4 of them at once. 16 in total.
“Hey Rube”? She got a flier from the Carnival?
Here you go. HeyRube reference.
And another, more ominous reference.
If only Bill Rebane were still in business, she could find a nice quiet life as a cheesehead filmmaker’s assistant!
From a websearch, looks like Nebraska either (a) has a film industry, or (b) is trying to get one. And either way, it probably won’t be that much more weird than California…
Hey, ‘Fifi’, got news for you. That ain’t because you’re part skunk, that’s just because you’re living in this world.
The tail just gives a better option to strike back, only if necessary of course.