2014-07-30
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Skin Horse
By Shaenon K. Garrity & Jeffrey C. Wells
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Navel gazer, huh? I suppose those sixties survivors gotta work somewhere…
I can’t wait to see how he justifies what he’s doing. Will it embarrass himself or Jonah more to find out?
How about this? The guy has a reality filter, so he goes “I like to go out to sea and listen to the whales, it inspires me. What do you mean I’m plagiarizing them? Whale singing doesn’t have any lyrics, silly!”
Brilliant
(TUNE: There isn’t one, it’s rap!)
Hello, hello! My goodness me,
We’ve visitors! How nice to see!
Please come on in and have a seat!
Care for a drink? A bite to eat?
I’m in a mellow state of mind
Because my aura I’ve aligned
With cosmic peace, so tranquilly …
(That’s “peace” E-A, not “piece” I-E)
You say that Hugey P you’ve met?
He’s one terrific dude, I bet!
His groovy rhymes I really dig,
I make them mine as “Mr. Big”!
What’s that? You say I plagiarize?
That’s such a shame. You realize,
Though vi-o-lence I truly hate,
Your butts I now must extirpate!
I’m covering my eyes until I find out what he means by his ‘piece’…
It means gun
Oh dear, now I’m having an attack of conscience over my NorthSound tapes…
….I think I finally got a joke from one of the bonus stories. Louis “the PIECE” Lilly?
Austin St. John… Jason from the Power Rangers?!
By the looks of things, I bet Mr. Big’s preferred caliber is 420.
You’d think someone without a reality filter would be less responsive to their own preconceptions.
Have you ever looked at your flippers? I mean, really looked at them, man?
Why are we surprised? Would Nera and Jonah get anywhere near a “normal” producer? No, no, they are now and for all time drawn to the outer edges of any portion of reality. Their journey into true weirdness is just beginning.
By the end of this arc, they’ll have found the maker of the nanites that made up the swimsuit from last section, no doubt.
How did I miss that whale tail in the calendar until just now?
AUSTIN ST.JOHN?!? THE BAD GUY IS THE FREAKING RED RANGER FROM MMPR?!?