Mad scientist’s wearhouse, a national chain of clothing for the discerning mad scientist. Their slogan, “Everything from lab coats to minion uniforms. So stylish and so affordable’
I looked upon his works, but nothing but empty shelves remained.
However,
In Val*Mart Stores did great Gorgoth
A stately produce department decree,
Where best prices across the land
Did offer up to beast and man
A great shopping frenzy…
(With apologies to Samuel Taylor Coleridge and Percy Shelley, nyao!)
And soon he was winning mid-Ohio regional management awards. In three years, he’d rose up the ranks to Valmart, CEO for North America!
Pointy-shouldered boss.
Where did they get that suit in such short order?
Mad scientist’s wearhouse, a national chain of clothing for the discerning mad scientist. Their slogan, “Everything from lab coats to minion uniforms. So stylish and so affordable’
That’s a good tie for him. It really brings out his eyes.
Anger management has a different meaning at Valmart.
He didn’t end with tremble and obey? Clearly lower management.
Gorgoth should stop referring to himself in third person singular.
Abominations of Nature found they got few callbacks when they used third person plural during interviews.
KNO3 agrees!
(TUNE: “All You Need Is Love”, by The Beatles)
Gorgoth have employment interview …
Gorgoth now explain what he can do …
Gorgoth find employment is a new thing for him,
But learning!
[CHORUS:]
Gorgoth born in rage!
Gorgoth born in hate!
Fires of rage and hate … great!
Gorgoth born in hate!
Gorgoth not sit calmly anymore!
Gorgoth answer questions with a roar!
Gorgoth knocking pencils on the floor by mistake …
Him sorry!
[repeat CHORUS]
Interviewer: “Tell me about an accomplishment of yours in a work environment.”
Gorgoth: *points to well tended garden* “My name is Gorgoth! King of produce! Look on Gorgoth’s works ye mighty and despair!!!”
Interviewer: “Can you elaborate on your answer?”
I looked upon his works, but nothing but empty shelves remained.
However,
In Val*Mart Stores did great Gorgoth
A stately produce department decree,
Where best prices across the land
Did offer up to beast and man
A great shopping frenzy…
(With apologies to Samuel Taylor Coleridge and Percy Shelley, nyao!)
I think Gorgoth would get a kick out of Coleridge.
Would’ve loved to see Gorgoth getting fitted for that suit.
Should I be worried that isn’t the worst interview I’ve ever seen . . . , or participated in (ahem).
What a kind and considerate dominating ruler he is, picking up those pencils….
Can we get a flashback at some later point of Gorgoth attending a training class with Galasso?
–Dave
That would, in fact, be pretty boss. In at least two senses of the word!