Dead Doodles
Shaenon: Just random doodles for this storyline. I’m not used to drawing swimsuits.
Channing: What are you gonna do, though? There’s just so much hot-tubbing going on. Also, arglblargl tiny puppy.
Skin Horse
By Shaenon K. Garrity & Jeffrey C. Wells
Awwwwwww, sutch a sweetheart!
Wow. That’s one angry puppy. Why does the puppy look like a Sweetheart-Unity hybrid, what with the patches of fur that don’t match the rest?
Looks like U.N.I.T.Y. transformed into a puppy, and not to happy about.
Warning! Rampage imminent!
(TUNE: “Bad Boys”, Inner Circle)
[CHORUS:]
Hot tub! Hot tub! Look at what you drew!
Look at what you drew, all the chapter through!
Hot tub! Hot tub! Look at what you drew!
Look at what you drew, all the chapter through!
You drew young women
In suits for swimmin’!
She’s lookin’ so fine
And she’s drinkin’ some wine!
She’s drinkin’ a lot!
A zombie she fought!
She’s deep in thought
And she looks so hot!
[repeat CHORUS]
You’re sketchin’ Doctor Lee!
Her hair is down free!
You’re sketchin’ Ar-tie
Lookin’ like, “Who, me?”
You’re sketchin’ Unity!
You’re sketchin’ zom-bie!
You’re sketchin’ pup-py,
Make us all go squeee!
[repeat CHORUS]
Unity is the only dead character in those doodles! False advertising!
Eeee, angry Puppy!Sweetheart! Adorable. (And not so, Larry: There’s that zombie chewing on a leg…)
Out of curiosity, Shaenon and Jeff, have you read ‘A Mad Scientist’s Guide to World Domination’? Checked it out from the library the other day, and it’s a side-splitting (sometimes literally) set of short stories, but what really caught my eye is that Seanan McGuire wrote one of the tales in it… and two of the characters therein are named ‘Channing’ and ‘Garrity’. What odd coincidences abound…!
That story is excellent.
Well, of course *you’d* think so!
Ee! Cute Dr. Lee sketches and a plush-proportioned Sweetheart!