Shaenon: Inspired by a comment by Jeff about how Jonah Yu must have gotten nothing but bad rolls during his character creation, Miriam Eisfelder has drawn this depiction of his remarkable poor (or maybe just odd) luck.  The poor guy is getting an alligator on his head.  But at least it’s a tiny alligator.

Actually I don’t think Jonah’s so badly off.  He has powers now.  Time powers.

Channing: I want to hug Sad Jonah here and let him know everything is going to be all right, but I would probably accidentally kill him somehow in doing so.