Shaenon: You know what’s a really mean thing to do to an artist?  Write a script introducing a character who is so cute he gives cute dogs heart attacks from cuteness.  And you actually have to show this character.  What I mean to say is, Jeffrey Wells is a terrible, terrible man.

Channing: On the plus side, I did do a bunch of panels set in against a very black background recently.  That’s gotta count for something, right?