Shaenon: Many thanks to Marleen de Kramer for this happy Tip. Marleen hastens to add, “Those are sheer nylons, not really hairy legs.” Tip only has fairly hairy legs. Also, I like Tip’s tattoo, possibly because it’s very similar to mine.

Channing: Above and beyond its merits as a piece of fan-art, this is very clearly a specific fantasy of Tip’s. You can just sort of picture him hunkered down on a sofa in front of “The Seven Year Itch” and “Some Like it Hot” taking careful, prim little notes on a legal pad or something. Marleen, thank you!