Shaenon: Sorry for taking so long to post this adorable book cover by Tim Tylor. It’s funny because it’s true! He is cross! Thanks, Tim!

Channing: Yes, but as we have later learned, he is a gentle soul, and would not bio-bomb anyone. Unless maybe they really horked him off somehow. I love the concept that Anasigma has a malfunctioning software package in their library that writes horrible children’s books, because they so totally would have just such a thing.