Hitty’s hammer is really a kinetic gyroscope/battery. Everytime she moved it, nevermind hit something, she was powering up her Secret Technique. Which is probably some kind of giant beam weapon or portal that summons Luddite bears or something equally ridiculous.
Luddite bears- the worst kind of bears. I mean, the only way to keep a luddite bear off your back is to hang all of your electronics from a tree while you sleep.
Maybe it’s like one of Genma Saotome’s secret martial arts techniques? “Cry of the Wild Dog” = beg for your life; “Fist of the Running Hare” = skedaddle, etc.
I’m voting Moustachitty. Hitachio sounds too close to Hitachi, and I’d rather not think about powerful personal massage wands when reading about this…delightful…romance…
I suppose, too, they could unite with him and be one robot, even if two of ’em are brother and sister…Moustachio can get between them and be the condom.
This is really bizarrely heartwarming.
What do you want to bet that we really CAN’T guess Hitty’s secret technique?
Hitty’s hammer is really a kinetic gyroscope/battery. Everytime she moved it, nevermind hit something, she was powering up her Secret Technique. Which is probably some kind of giant beam weapon or portal that summons Luddite bears or something equally ridiculous.
Luddite bears- the worst kind of bears. I mean, the only way to keep a luddite bear off your back is to hang all of your electronics from a tree while you sleep.
Or to give in to their demands of shorter hours and an actual living wage.
Actually, when fully charged, Hitty’s hammer splits to reveal the practical version of chainsaw nunchucks.
I figured it’d open up and unleash a barrage of hammer missiles.
Maybe it’s like one of Genma Saotome’s secret martial arts techniques? “Cry of the Wild Dog” = beg for your life; “Fist of the Running Hare” = skedaddle, etc.
Anywhere else, no bet. This comic, who knows what’s hidden in her chassis. There might be an antimatter projector in her other arm.
Y’know, Hitty is about the size of Moustachio’s old torso. Maybe merging with Hitty makes him complete…
Should their couple name be Hittachio or Moustachitty?
I’m voting Moustachitty. Hitachio sounds too close to Hitachi, and I’d rather not think about powerful personal massage wands when reading about this…delightful…romance…
Never mind.
I was definitively Hitachio until you had to go and ruin it for me…
Nope, still am. Because I like pistachios.
Or Hitshambler or Ramshi… um.
RamHitter!
Neither. They are LEGION.
We should just toss the previous names and go with Polycepha or DuoBrain or something.
I suspect that Hitty’s hammer is actually a canister containing a second hammer.
Which contains a smaller hammer within.
Secret Technique: Russian Nesting Hammer!
Hitty has a delightful, Unity-esque quality to her personality, doesn’t she?
I suppose, too, they could unite with him and be one robot, even if two of ’em are brother and sister…Moustachio can get between them and be the condom.
I’m kind of shocked no one’s dropped the obvious Gurren Lagann reference by now.
“Just who in the Blazes does your brother believe I am?”
Dropped it last comic, but it deserves repeating!
Getting some major 1 Corinthians 7 vibes here…
Verse 14- should have made that clear (with perhaps a little bit of 4 thrown in)
what if they merge with Hullcrusher also? Then there’ll just be one robot left…