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2015-01-15

by shaenon on January 15, 2015 at 12:01 am
Chapter: Mixed-Up Files
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Discussion (22) ¬

  1. Shen
    January 15, 2015, 12:05 am | # | Reply

    Poor Sweety… she was having fun <3

    • oneuniverse2
      January 15, 2015, 2:35 pm | # | Reply

      I’m not convinced this mission is quite over yet.

  2. Michael Brewer
    January 15, 2015, 12:24 am | # | Reply

    I have to wonder if Artie’s mom still has the transmogrifier. I can think of a number of reasons that it wouldn’t have been used before (I doubt Artie would judge Sweetheart ‘ready’ until she gets out of denial and Sweetheart seems like she’d just get mad at the very idea of it) but I wonder if it’d be an option in the future.

    Well and then there’s the whole “Letting Helen Narbon mess with your genetics is probably a bad idea” thing.

    • Jay
      January 15, 2015, 3:24 am | # | Reply

      IIRC, the transmogrifier would turn anyone without Artie’s extra-special self-repairing DNA into a puddle of cellularly-destabilized goo…

      Though I’m sure Helen could fix that. Or fix Sweetheart. (Assuming Sweetheart could cope with being part-gerbil afterward!)

      • Mental Mouse
        January 15, 2015, 9:05 am | # | Reply

        Well, Dave and Madblood were able to use it, though they might be protected by their own powers.

      • GammarayCanon
        January 15, 2015, 10:58 am | # | Reply

        You’re confusing the transmogrifier with the teleporter, which turned a mariachi band into sludge. And anyway, Dave fixed that so that the gang could send Mell to the Dave Conspiracy.

  3. Eddurd
    January 15, 2015, 12:25 am | # | Reply

    (TUNE: “I Love Rock And Roll”, The Arrows)

    Our rampage here in Akron’s gotta stop …
    Our bosses say this mission was a flop!
    We’re not under arrest …
    M says “It’s for the best.”
    This isn’t who I am, no, it’s not me …
    But maybe this is who I’d like to be!
    Yeah, me!

    CHORUS:
      Oh-oh-oh,
      I want cabbage rolls!
      A typical Midwestern pot-luck staple!
      I want cabbage rolls,
      And they were gonna give me the recipe!

    I’d satisfy my urges if I could!
    I’d rampage while I’m also doing good!
    These plans of mine, they seem
    A lovely golden dream …
    To join the working-class society,
    For dinner at the local K. of C.
    With me!
      (repeat CHORUS)

  4. Michael Brewer
    January 15, 2015, 12:26 am | # | Reply

    With her luck, she’ll have a brain cramp, and the drone will collapse in such a way as to destroy a good chunk of the town.

  5. Schism
    January 15, 2015, 1:12 am | # | Reply

    Cabbage rolls are, of course, yet another part of a traditional midwestern upbringing.

  6. midwestmutt
    January 15, 2015, 6:28 am | # | Reply

    Next Sweetheart will want to be Norwegian and Lutheran.

  7. Robert Nowall
    January 15, 2015, 8:36 am | # | Reply

    Can’t manage it. She’s Canadian.

  8. Mental Mouse
    January 15, 2015, 9:10 am | # | Reply

    Indeed, poor Sweetheart, but she does have a problem staying on mission…. And the surprisingly-expressive MustachioRamshambler doesn’t look too happy to be reduced to knocking down childrens’ block-towers, either.

    • Robert Nowall
      January 15, 2015, 9:40 am | # | Reply

      Maybe if he was ratcheted up to maximum customer service again…

    • Jon
      January 24, 2015, 11:42 am | # | Reply

      Nah. That’s just his gameface. Gotta show those blocktowers who’s boss.

  9. Miyaa
    January 15, 2015, 11:43 am | # | Reply

    Cabbage rolls? Eww!

  10. commodorejohn
    January 15, 2015, 1:05 pm | # | Reply

    I wonder, do Canadians understand the sacred mystery of the Hotdish? And the one required ingredient, Campbell’s cream of mushroom soup?

  11. Ser Pentrose
    January 15, 2015, 4:11 pm | # | Reply

    Now I’m craving cabbage rolls.

  12. Guesticus
    January 15, 2015, 5:13 pm | # | Reply

    To make cabbage rolls, the easy way

    Step one: acquire a cabbage
    Step two: find a hill
    Step three: climb to top of hill
    Step four: release cabbage

  13. Caelo
    January 15, 2015, 5:28 pm | # | Reply

    I feel so sad for sweetheart that is a bunch of pups and a pack of like minded individuals for her to take care of and belong to. She we’ll probably never had any of those things considering her relation with her original pack is pretty strained.

  14. Shadowmehr
    January 15, 2015, 5:57 pm | # | Reply

    She really knows how to dream big, doesn’t she?

  15. Saberbeam
    January 15, 2015, 6:48 pm | # | Reply

    Having spent many a happy hour as a Mid-westerner at church basement potlucks, I can confidently say that this golden dream is not to be sneezed at (never ran into cabbage rolls that I recall, though). The potlucks out here in California are pretty good too.

  16. Jon
    January 24, 2015, 11:40 am | # | Reply

    For the record, Midwestern synagogue potlucks aren’t bad either.

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