I have to wonder if Artie’s mom still has the transmogrifier. I can think of a number of reasons that it wouldn’t have been used before (I doubt Artie would judge Sweetheart ‘ready’ until she gets out of denial and Sweetheart seems like she’d just get mad at the very idea of it) but I wonder if it’d be an option in the future.
Well and then there’s the whole “Letting Helen Narbon mess with your genetics is probably a bad idea” thing.
You’re confusing the transmogrifier with the teleporter, which turned a mariachi band into sludge. And anyway, Dave fixed that so that the gang could send Mell to the Dave Conspiracy.
Our rampage here in Akron’s gotta stop …
Our bosses say this mission was a flop!
We’re not under arrest …
M says “It’s for the best.”
This isn’t who I am, no, it’s not me …
But maybe this is who I’d like to be!
Yeah, me!
CHORUS:
Oh-oh-oh,
I want cabbage rolls!
A typical Midwestern pot-luck staple!
I want cabbage rolls,
And they were gonna give me the recipe!
I’d satisfy my urges if I could!
I’d rampage while I’m also doing good!
These plans of mine, they seem
A lovely golden dream …
To join the working-class society,
For dinner at the local K. of C.
With me! (repeat CHORUS)
Indeed, poor Sweetheart, but she does have a problem staying on mission…. And the surprisingly-expressive MustachioRamshambler doesn’t look too happy to be reduced to knocking down childrens’ block-towers, either.
I feel so sad for sweetheart that is a bunch of pups and a pack of like minded individuals for her to take care of and belong to. She we’ll probably never had any of those things considering her relation with her original pack is pretty strained.
Having spent many a happy hour as a Mid-westerner at church basement potlucks, I can confidently say that this golden dream is not to be sneezed at (never ran into cabbage rolls that I recall, though). The potlucks out here in California are pretty good too.
Poor Sweety… she was having fun <3
I’m not convinced this mission is quite over yet.
I have to wonder if Artie’s mom still has the transmogrifier. I can think of a number of reasons that it wouldn’t have been used before (I doubt Artie would judge Sweetheart ‘ready’ until she gets out of denial and Sweetheart seems like she’d just get mad at the very idea of it) but I wonder if it’d be an option in the future.
Well and then there’s the whole “Letting Helen Narbon mess with your genetics is probably a bad idea” thing.
IIRC, the transmogrifier would turn anyone without Artie’s extra-special self-repairing DNA into a puddle of cellularly-destabilized goo…
Though I’m sure Helen could fix that. Or fix Sweetheart. (Assuming Sweetheart could cope with being part-gerbil afterward!)
Well, Dave and Madblood were able to use it, though they might be protected by their own powers.
You’re confusing the transmogrifier with the teleporter, which turned a mariachi band into sludge. And anyway, Dave fixed that so that the gang could send Mell to the Dave Conspiracy.
(TUNE: “I Love Rock And Roll”, The Arrows)
Our rampage here in Akron’s gotta stop …
Our bosses say this mission was a flop!
We’re not under arrest …
M says “It’s for the best.”
This isn’t who I am, no, it’s not me …
But maybe this is who I’d like to be!
Yeah, me!
CHORUS:
Oh-oh-oh,
I want cabbage rolls!
A typical Midwestern pot-luck staple!
I want cabbage rolls,
And they were gonna give me the recipe!
I’d satisfy my urges if I could!
I’d rampage while I’m also doing good!
These plans of mine, they seem
A lovely golden dream …
To join the working-class society,
For dinner at the local K. of C.
With me!
(repeat CHORUS)
With her luck, she’ll have a brain cramp, and the drone will collapse in such a way as to destroy a good chunk of the town.
Cabbage rolls are, of course, yet another part of a traditional midwestern upbringing.
Next Sweetheart will want to be Norwegian and Lutheran.
Can’t manage it. She’s Canadian.
Indeed, poor Sweetheart, but she does have a problem staying on mission…. And the surprisingly-expressive
MustachioRamshambler doesn’t look too happy to be reduced to knocking down childrens’ block-towers, either.Maybe if he was ratcheted up to maximum customer service again…
Nah. That’s just his gameface. Gotta show those blocktowers who’s boss.
Cabbage rolls? Eww!
I wonder, do Canadians understand the sacred mystery of the Hotdish? And the one required ingredient, Campbell’s cream of mushroom soup?
Now I’m craving cabbage rolls.
To make cabbage rolls, the easy way
Step one: acquire a cabbage
Step two: find a hill
Step three: climb to top of hill
Step four: release cabbage
I feel so sad for sweetheart that is a bunch of pups and a pack of like minded individuals for her to take care of and belong to. She we’ll probably never had any of those things considering her relation with her original pack is pretty strained.
She really knows how to dream big, doesn’t she?
Having spent many a happy hour as a Mid-westerner at church basement potlucks, I can confidently say that this golden dream is not to be sneezed at (never ran into cabbage rolls that I recall, though). The potlucks out here in California are pretty good too.
For the record, Midwestern synagogue potlucks aren’t bad either.