(TUNE: “Arthur’s Theme (Best That You Can Do)”, Christopher Cross)
Stopping in California,
City of Colma, home of undead!
One of them comes and asks if
I’m needing towels …
Zombies, they ought to warn ya,
Even when they don’t nosh on your head!
I just released my phone, and
Also my bowels!
When I get startled by a zombie right behind me,
You’ll see me screaming, having fits!
That was insulting, but I hope she doesn’t mind me!
I didn’t hear a moan,
Just went and dropped my phone
Which smashed to bits!
In a universe of infinite panel space, the words “in-store damage protection contract” might have been substituted. Sadly, we do not live in such a universe.
Elena is AMAZING.
Wow, seconded! I love Jonah in these.
The original is still the best 😀
I agree oneuniverse, I mean, I love the new art, it’s just every week I have to re-learn who everyone is.
How the heck did Elena get this to look like a scan of a Sunday newspaper comic strip? AMAZING indeed!
(TUNE: “Arthur’s Theme (Best That You Can Do)”, Christopher Cross)
Stopping in California,
City of Colma, home of undead!
One of them comes and asks if
I’m needing towels …
Zombies, they ought to warn ya,
Even when they don’t nosh on your head!
I just released my phone, and
Also my bowels!
When I get startled by a zombie right behind me,
You’ll see me screaming, having fits!
That was insulting, but I hope she doesn’t mind me!
I didn’t hear a moan,
Just went and dropped my phone
Which smashed to bits!
Zombie smartphones? No, not even Apple would stoop that low.
It’s gonna get really awkward when he realizes she isn’t going away until he tips her.
Do the dead staff want the same percentage as the living?
of course they do! to do otherwise is vitalist!
Yeah, she doesn’t even need to sleep.
Try pencil and paper, which is less likely to break into multiple parts…
Is that advice for Jonah, or the answer to outworldcats’ question?
Yes.
But… warranty doesn’t protect against damage. An uninsured phone can certainly break easily, though.
In a universe of infinite panel space, the words “in-store damage protection contract” might have been substituted. Sadly, we do not live in such a universe.
Yup, and many people still call that “warranty”, so… it fits.
Also, does Jonah know that it doesn’t?
I love this art style. Especially panel three!
It’s Little Jonah in Madscience-land!
Okay, that was a little forced, but the style is reminiscent. Pardon while I applaud the artist.
Yes, he does seem to have lost a few years.