We’re southbound now, to … New Orleans heading,
Where they serve shrimp with … Cajun breading;
We search for Alphonse and Venus’ wedding,
But a dozen drunk coeds … Tip is bedding!
I’m so darn mad, my … fur is shedding!
And I’m kicking cup after cup after cup of joe, you know
You ain’t seen the worst!
I’ve got a thirst for destruction!
TWO coffee cups? Where does the madness stop?
Well, it usually takes me 3 cups to get through a work day…
Tup
And on carpet! Sweetheart’s gone full loco this time!
What morgue is carpeted? It’s most likely tile or just bare concrete.
The Horror, the Horror!
(TUNE: “Eve Of Destruction”, P.F. Sloan)
We’re southbound now, to … New Orleans heading,
Where they serve shrimp with … Cajun breading;
We search for Alphonse and Venus’ wedding,
But a dozen drunk coeds … Tip is bedding!
I’m so darn mad, my … fur is shedding!
And I’m kicking cup after cup after cup of joe, you know
You ain’t seen the worst!
I’ve got a thirst for destruction!