(TUNE: “Love Potion Number 9”, Jerry Leiber and Mike Stoller)
Down in the sewer deep beneath the street,
Who knows just what the Skin Horse team will meet!
Now they see that K.T. is doing fairly fine,
But back in our hotel room,
These donuts all are mine!
While they go wandering in knee-deep poo,
I’m gonna stay here in the room and stew!
I’ll mumble, and grumble, and vent and moan and whine!
I’ll eat the sad away now …
These donuts all are mine!
I hope that the frosting is laid on so thick!
I think I’ll take the pink one and I’ll give it a lick!
The team may return, so I better be quick!
I ate ’em down, I ate ’em up …
I’m getting sick!
I went and blew a Technicolor snack!
I gotta clean that up before they’re back!
But I must admit that they tasted pretty fine …
I’ll get another dozen!
These donuts all are mine!
These donuts all are mi-i-i-i-ine!
These donuts all are my-eye-eye-eye-ine!
Not sure KT is an entirely adequate substitute for Unity: is she strong enough to pull the arms and legs off an opponent like someone disassembling a thoroughly cooked chicken, and psychopathic enough to employ this as a first measure?
I hope that sixth one isn’t chocolate or she’ll be venting bile in a more literal sense – and from both ends. On a personal note, our dog is probably going to cost us our security deposit because of one weekend after stealing a Hershey bar.
Strange but true: small amounts of chocolate act on drugs similarly to a drug, which kind of explains the mystery of Scooby Snacks.
Seriously, the canon recipe includes chocolate and dog food.
Drugs acting on drugs sounds very weird, and is one of those things that you aren’t only not meant to know, but also one of those things that will make you think you shouldn’t know what you do.
Donut #6 looks like it might be Maple and not Chocolate, so the Hotel may be safe from explosive doggie business, but I’m expecting Donuts to be followed by Bathtub Gin (as in a Bathtub full of Gin), and subsequently a little wallowing in self pity.
With a team like Sweetheart’s I’m surprised her midsection doesn’t drag the ground already.
It’s a good thing she has herding instincts, it helps to run the fat off.
Sweetheart gets donuts while K.T. gets leaves.
I would pity K.T. in this instance, but she seems pleased with her situation..
Yeah, it would see like she never gets to leave
(TUNE: “Love Potion Number 9”, Jerry Leiber and Mike Stoller)
Down in the sewer deep beneath the street,
Who knows just what the Skin Horse team will meet!
Now they see that K.T. is doing fairly fine,
But back in our hotel room,
These donuts all are mine!
While they go wandering in knee-deep poo,
I’m gonna stay here in the room and stew!
I’ll mumble, and grumble, and vent and moan and whine!
I’ll eat the sad away now …
These donuts all are mine!
I hope that the frosting is laid on so thick!
I think I’ll take the pink one and I’ll give it a lick!
The team may return, so I better be quick!
I ate ’em down, I ate ’em up …
I’m getting sick!
I went and blew a Technicolor snack!
I gotta clean that up before they’re back!
But I must admit that they tasted pretty fine …
I’ll get another dozen!
These donuts all are mine!
These donuts all are mi-i-i-i-ine!
These donuts all are my-eye-eye-eye-ine!
…oooooh crap.
The bayou is angry.
Foreshadowing?
Interesting thought, Lurker.
Not sure KT is an entirely adequate substitute for Unity: is she strong enough to pull the arms and legs off an opponent like someone disassembling a thoroughly cooked chicken, and psychopathic enough to employ this as a first measure?
Agreed. Last I checked regular zombies generally cannot eat metal furniture.
I know exactly how sweetheart feels, I’ve had too many days like that.
I hope that sixth one isn’t chocolate or she’ll be venting bile in a more literal sense – and from both ends. On a personal note, our dog is probably going to cost us our security deposit because of one weekend after stealing a Hershey bar.
Strange but true: small amounts of chocolate act on drugs similarly to a drug, which kind of explains the mystery of Scooby Snacks.
Seriously, the canon recipe includes chocolate and dog food.
*dogs
Drugs acting on drugs sounds very weird, and is one of those things that you aren’t only not meant to know, but also one of those things that will make you think you shouldn’t know what you do.
You mean that it affects them the way that catnip affects me, nyao? Wow, I never knew that…
Oh Sweetheart No! Donuts are just a gateway to coffee. Then comes the rampage!!
Donut #6 looks like it might be Maple and not Chocolate, so the Hotel may be safe from explosive doggie business, but I’m expecting Donuts to be followed by Bathtub Gin (as in a Bathtub full of Gin), and subsequently a little wallowing in self pity.
I could go for a bathtub of gin.
With a team like Sweetheart’s I’m surprised her midsection doesn’t drag the ground already.
It’s a good thing she has herding instincts, it helps to run the fat off.
What concerns me is that one does not usually go “So there” when talking to oneself. So who is Sweetheart venting at?
I totes need panel 4 on a tee-shirt. 4XL will do.
mnem
We all have our crosses to bear; and our crutches to stave off the void…
You took the words right out of my mouth, tall, dark, and scaly, nyao!