From the snow-capped peaks to the wide Mississippi,
We love all the Dead, both the neat and the drippy!
If the ones in the sewers get too mean …
Then we now must intervene!
Now they’re not like us, who are neat and respectable,
With lower digits that are so darn delectable!
So now I’ll just remove a shoe …
Do you want some, too?
Oh, chewy toes! What a treat to nibble on!
Chewy toes, heaven knows!
When I’m kinda hungry and I’m on the go,
I chew a dinky, stinky … chewy toe!
Oh, chewy toes! What a treat to nibble on!
Chewy toes, heaven knows!
When I need a snack
And a Twinkie I lack,
I’m chewin’ toes!
Or maybe it isn’t a zombie. Maybe its a zuvembie. Or a ghoul. Or a draugr. Or a hortdan. Or a ro-lang. Or a wiedergänger (I don’t get enough opportunities to say “wiedergänger”). Or a vetala. Or a nachzehrer. Or a gjenganger.
Or maybe its the zombie of somebody who was murdered by zombies and rose from the grave to avenge their own death.
The image of UNITY chewing her toes is the grossest thing since I watched a guy chewing off *his own* toe-nails. Not that biting someone else’s would be any better.
Given the Emperor’s interest in peacemaking, Unity consuming her own body parts probably does count as respectable behavior, in that she’s not swiping parts from the living. In the mixed ecology around the Necropolis, she’s reducing her footprint….
His Imperial Majesty either has an interesting notion of “respectable”, or he doesn’t know U.N.I.T.Y. very well
Remember, she is the poster child for Dead Rights.
She is the Poster Child for Dead Rights
Well she is a notary public.
With Unity, the song “Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes” takes on a completely different meaning….
Yes, as a menu.
It does? I thought it was always referred to as the brainfast-song.
(TUNE: “Honeycomb”, Jimmie Rodgers)
From the snow-capped peaks to the wide Mississippi,
We love all the Dead, both the neat and the drippy!
If the ones in the sewers get too mean …
Then we now must intervene!
Now they’re not like us, who are neat and respectable,
With lower digits that are so darn delectable!
So now I’ll just remove a shoe …
Do you want some, too?
Oh, chewy toes! What a treat to nibble on!
Chewy toes, heaven knows!
When I’m kinda hungry and I’m on the go,
I chew a dinky, stinky … chewy toe!
Oh, chewy toes! What a treat to nibble on!
Chewy toes, heaven knows!
When I need a snack
And a Twinkie I lack,
I’m chewin’ toes!
I will never hear that song the same again!
Well, we know two things now . . .
1. The Glurch is not “native” to the California colony, which means somebody or -thing sent it there.
2. U.N.I.T.Y. does not know what “respectable” means. Or “save your limbs for later” either.
Or maybe it isn’t a zombie. Maybe its a zuvembie. Or a ghoul. Or a draugr. Or a hortdan. Or a ro-lang. Or a wiedergänger (I don’t get enough opportunities to say “wiedergänger”). Or a vetala. Or a nachzehrer. Or a gjenganger.
Or maybe its the zombie of somebody who was murdered by zombies and rose from the grave to avenge their own death.
The image of UNITY chewing her toes is the grossest thing since I watched a guy chewing off *his own* toe-nails. Not that biting someone else’s would be any better.
I didn’t think Unity was taking her own shoe off. I thought she was taking a shoe off the re-deaded guy.
But you’re right. I see it now.
With royalty present, the respectable course of action would be to give them first dibs on one’s toes.
Given the Emperor’s interest in peacemaking, Unity consuming her own body parts probably does count as respectable behavior, in that she’s not swiping parts from the living. In the mixed ecology around the Necropolis, she’s reducing her footprint….
Yes, Mr. Harmon, I see what you did there…
Who knew that the question “what happens when the plagues interact” would be plot relevant