He’s right, the government did shut down Vegas for a bogus emergency! They’re probably busy filming Curiosity Mars rover footage at the Sands.
When everything everything everything is the problem, the recommended solution is to take ten of something. But there’s nothing to take, because the Strip is shut down. So you should probably take an eleventh to make up for that, unless that’s what eight was for.
Just have to wonder if this is one of those things plotted years ago, or something ripped from the headlines? (‘Cause my view is most of what’s been done this past year is pretty bogus.)
I would not be surprised to see Dr. Lee turn the tequila into a plasma and mix it with Fullerene to form ball lightning capable of not only illuminating the Strip but providing broadcast power for a few hours as well.
Not if the Lee-Tesla effect was essentially catalytic, returning to the bottle like a genie as it fizzled out, leaving a refined superior tequila with the only side effect being the residual Fullerenes buffering the alcohol so intoxication wasn’t possible.
Yes, Tequila helps everything!
No… wait… I can’t think of a single example…
It helps start fires.
It helps disinfect wounds.
ok… I got nothing.
It helps provide an excuse for the bad decisions you were going to make anyway?
Given that tequila itself is generally considered a bad decision, I’m not sure it’s going to come out ahead on that front.
Preserves zoological specimens unexpectedly obtained. (Hey, Tequila’s cousin Mezcal is only considered strong enough if it can keep a worm intact).
There’s the Homer Simpson line about beer being the cause and solution to all man’s problems.
It certainly helps make dealing with idiots more palatable.
And Dr. Lee just became group leader.
He’s right, the government did shut down Vegas for a bogus emergency! They’re probably busy filming Curiosity Mars rover footage at the Sands.
When everything everything everything is the problem, the recommended solution is to take ten of something. But there’s nothing to take, because the Strip is shut down. So you should probably take an eleventh to make up for that, unless that’s what eight was for.
Well, there’s certainly no lucky sevens today.
I don’t think there are that many shots left in the bottle.
Oh. By the way, the Sands closed in 1996. (I saw it being imploded on TV.) The Venetian, I think, is on the site.
Should post just the first panel if Skin Horse ever has to take an emergency day off.
Just have to wonder if this is one of those things plotted years ago, or something ripped from the headlines? (‘Cause my view is most of what’s been done this past year is pretty bogus.)
Yep. Everything sucks now.
“The Strip’s closed for a bogus emergency.”
Just don’t try to post this one on Facebook or Twitter…… (heh!)
If everything is shut down and empty you don’t need to gamble to get money… Someone in the group has the skills to get into the cages…
Excellent work Doctor, it appears to be Patrón
Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off
We can only hope…
Any port in a storm I suppose, but there’s a reason bartenders count white Patron among the things considered tequila training wheels.
I would not be surprised to see Dr. Lee turn the tequila into a plasma and mix it with Fullerene to form ball lightning capable of not only illuminating the Strip but providing broadcast power for a few hours as well.
Waste of good tequila. Or even bad tequila.
Not if the Lee-Tesla effect was essentially catalytic, returning to the bottle like a genie as it fizzled out, leaving a refined superior tequila with the only side effect being the residual Fullerenes buffering the alcohol so intoxication wasn’t possible.
But, why would you do that?
For Science! 😉
That’s not a waste of tequila. It would be the best possible use – or at least the most awesome.