While it takes an app on Android to get the dogs to kill on command, Siri will probably do it at will on the iPhone 5. Not saying either is better, just saying both take different routes to kill you.
Why, yes, I’m drunk on egg nog. Drank the whole glass container! (So wish I never discovered I’m in walking distance to Whole Foods.)
It would be interesting if you used an adaptive AI and had the player have to survive against the AI. At first it just messes with you and you can follow instructions to get around it…then it changes the instructions…then it tries changing it in other ways to try to trick you into doing the wrong thing some other way….
The difficult thing would be making sure it was actually playable without being nintendo-hard and entirely trial-and-mostly-error.
(TUNE: “If You’re Happy And You Know It”, traditional)
Kill your handler, ’cause the Android App demands!
Hit the jugular and drop him where he stands!
“Fetch a beer” he wasn’t saying,
‘Twas instead the word for slaying!
Kill your handler, ’cause the Android App demands!
“Kill your handler,” say the words upon our screens,
And dogs do what he says, not what he means,
So they killed him without thinking!
(Guess they solved his problem drinking)
Yeah, they went and chewed the guy to smithereens!
Or… for SNL fans… the dog might use poetry to… ummm.. beat the rap…
Something on the train ain’t right
Kill my handler, kill my handler
Watchdog yiping – yes, I bite!
Kill my handler, kill my handler
Hear his reading
Ap is dreck
Next his train
I’ll start to wreck!
Got no reason —
What the heck!
Kill my handler, kill my handler
C-I-L-L …
My hand – ler …
So G.O.D.O.T. can anagram in different languages. And we’ve seen him(?) draw arrows in other comics. Aside from the zombie apocalypse (pending), what happens when he actually starts altering blueprints and design specs from some of the madder residents of St. Charlie, or even the latin names on some of the medications being created/for the mad medical doctors and pharmacists? Given the trains habit of appearing, well, anywhere, this could be a bigger armageddon than anyone dreamt of.
They’re generally a last resort, but there are some things that can’t really be explained to the minions doing the heavy/dangerous work without reference to physical media. After all, it would be beneath the dignity of any self-respecting Mad to do such things personally. And while the Igor and Misanthropie lines are renowned for their anticipation, the more economical minion is not quite as user-friendly.
While it takes an app on Android to get the dogs to kill on command, Siri will probably do it at will on the iPhone 5. Not saying either is better, just saying both take different routes to kill you.
Why, yes, I’m drunk on egg nog. Drank the whole glass container! (So wish I never discovered I’m in walking distance to Whole Foods.)
It’s always good to have a supplier of intoxicating beverages within stumbling distance.
Ironically, GODOT had nothing to do with this death.
“I’m sorry Dave…”
I suspect GODOT changed how the late security guard read the German translation.
GODOT could also be messing with the *dog’s* perception…
Is that Tip, or a giant ham?
A setup like that deserves a punchline, but I’m torn between “Is there a difference?” and “That’s what he/she said!”
The “according to this” part of what the security guard says looks like something of a clue.
Also, still alive! I’m still alive!
Dear god i want to see this as an indie game. kill the spacestation/ Sealab/ Underground base by misleading text changery.
I guess that’d be pretty easy to do with a Space Station 13 mod during a malf AI round; just give the AI access to all the GUIs at will.
It would be interesting if you used an adaptive AI and had the player have to survive against the AI. At first it just messes with you and you can follow instructions to get around it…then it changes the instructions…then it tries changing it in other ways to try to trick you into doing the wrong thing some other way….
The difficult thing would be making sure it was actually playable without being nintendo-hard and entirely trial-and-mostly-error.
(TUNE: “If You’re Happy And You Know It”, traditional)
Kill your handler, ’cause the Android App demands!
Hit the jugular and drop him where he stands!
“Fetch a beer” he wasn’t saying,
‘Twas instead the word for slaying!
Kill your handler, ’cause the Android App demands!
“Kill your handler,” say the words upon our screens,
And dogs do what he says, not what he means,
So they killed him without thinking!
(Guess they solved his problem drinking)
Yeah, they went and chewed the guy to smithereens!
Or… for SNL fans… the dog might use poetry to… ummm.. beat the rap…
Something on the train ain’t right
Kill my handler, kill my handler
Watchdog yiping – yes, I bite!
Kill my handler, kill my handler
Hear his reading
Ap is dreck
Next his train
I’ll start to wreck!
Got no reason —
What the heck!
Kill my handler, kill my handler
C-I-L-L …
My hand – ler …
This is wonderful! And thanks for the reminder of how good Eddie Murphy used to be: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZ0up_MjsLk.
Android? That’s exactly what the new iOS would do!
But, but, “schickt mir ein Bier” sounds nothing like…
Hold on. Now my dictionary says that they’re cognates. Glory be to GODOT!
“Put me on a bier”, perhaps?
So G.O.D.O.T. can anagram in different languages. And we’ve seen him(?) draw arrows in other comics. Aside from the zombie apocalypse (pending), what happens when he actually starts altering blueprints and design specs from some of the madder residents of St. Charlie, or even the latin names on some of the medications being created/for the mad medical doctors and pharmacists? Given the trains habit of appearing, well, anywhere, this could be a bigger armageddon than anyone dreamt of.
Wait, you think that Mad Scientists actually use blueprints?
Didn’t Madblood have blueprints for his Arctic Base?
Madblood keeps backups, too. He’s sometimes not a very good mad scientist.
(At least he doesn’t neglect his beakers of colored fluid.)
They’re generally a last resort, but there are some things that can’t really be explained to the minions doing the heavy/dangerous work without reference to physical media. After all, it would be beneath the dignity of any self-respecting Mad to do such things personally. And while the Igor and Misanthropie lines are renowned for their anticipation, the more economical minion is not quite as user-friendly.
If only they’d gotten the voice input/voice output app instead of the text phrasebook! Curses!