I mean….they had more immediate -access- to funk having been the decade the internet started shaking into existence, so the music -did- start becoming more readily available then…
Better grab a few tractor trailers full of Bounty to save time, it’s the quicker picker upper. Then you will need a fleet of trucks to haul off the used towels.
I’d initially go with tractor trailers full of desiccant. Then you bring in genetically-engineered ants to eat the desiccant, then radiation-mutated ant-eaters to eat the ants, then ….
Given the number of radioactive mutants that were down there, coupled with the decay that had sent in since the Annex had been abandoned, and I would recommend sealing the place in concrete and inscribing protective runes on the entrance.
Shelby must have hidden powers beyond basic levitation to get that dampness under control: Did he get the crystal entities to freeze the water and have the silverfish haul it away?
Don’t forget the Samuel L Jackson remake of Shaft in 2000, which was actually pretty good. Since he’s set to star in the 2019 “reboot” as well, I’m curious how they plan to handle it (“son of Shaft”, maybe?).
Tip isn’t instantly wary of Annex One’s basement? He really *has* changed.
Or maybe he was expecting operatic silverfish rather than acres of grime?
I take issue with labelling any decade that had Prince and Michael Jackson at the top of their powers as the funkless decade.
The Eighties are… a difficult time period for Tigerlily Jones to confront.
http://skin-horse.com/comic/todays-comic-839/
Were the 90s any funkier?
I mean….they had more immediate -access- to funk having been the decade the internet started shaking into existence, so the music -did- start becoming more readily available then…
Good catch – so it’s mainly her feelings of inadequacy in not being there for the generation of P-Funk, Stevie Wonder, James Brown, Sly Stone, etc.
I love that diss. I quote it on a regular basis.
“Damp” is a mild understatement.
Better grab a few tractor trailers full of Bounty to save time, it’s the quicker picker upper. Then you will need a fleet of trucks to haul off the used towels.
I’d initially go with tractor trailers full of desiccant. Then you bring in genetically-engineered ants to eat the desiccant, then radiation-mutated ant-eaters to eat the ants, then ….
I was thinking a few tons of sawdust and a skip loader.
Given the number of radioactive mutants that were down there, coupled with the decay that had sent in since the Annex had been abandoned, and I would recommend sealing the place in concrete and inscribing protective runes on the entrance.
Tip should have referred to “Kung Fu”. Get mopping, Grasshopper!
Tigerlily wouldn’t approve, but I’ve got “Music of the Night” running through my head now…
Funkless my ass, Megaman 2 was released in the 80’s.
The building really went to hell after Shelby the custodian moved to the new one…
Shelby must have hidden powers beyond basic levitation to get that dampness under control: Did he get the crystal entities to freeze the water and have the silverfish haul it away?
Rick James, Kurtis Blow, Run-DMC. What madness is this?
Well, Shaft came out in ’71 with a remake set for 2019, so the ’80’s are right out.
Don’t forget the Samuel L Jackson remake of Shaft in 2000, which was actually pretty good. Since he’s set to star in the 2019 “reboot” as well, I’m curious how they plan to handle it (“son of Shaft”, maybe?).
Three generations of Shafts. Richard Roundtree will be in the movie, too.
Oh, hey, Tip is gonna find out that the files got eaten probably?
And that will be a clue to the source of the reality blindness epidemic.