(TUNE: “Get Me To The Church On Time”, Lerner & Loewe)
Death’s a disease that can be beaten!
Donate to help us with this fight!
It’s lotsa fun, Fred!
Come help the undead,
And come to see the Lurch tonight!
Hey, hardly anyone gets eaten!
Most of our members are polite!
They’ll ask permission
To make you nutrition;
So come and see the Lurch tonight!
With arms stretched forward,
With shuffling feet,
With moany groaning,
It’s really neat!
There will be games you can compete in!
All of your friends you should invite!
Come watch as we lurch!
Help fund our research!
So come and see the Lurch …
At Second Baptist Church …
Be sure to come and see the Lurch … to- … night!
It’s the cobras! Long time no see!
Actually I saw them 2 or 3 days ago, I’m binge-reading this like you wouldn’t believe.
I’m re-rereading!
(TUNE: “Get Me To The Church On Time”, Lerner & Loewe)
Death’s a disease that can be beaten!
Donate to help us with this fight!
It’s lotsa fun, Fred!
Come help the undead,
And come to see the Lurch tonight!
Hey, hardly anyone gets eaten!
Most of our members are polite!
They’ll ask permission
To make you nutrition;
So come and see the Lurch tonight!
With arms stretched forward,
With shuffling feet,
With moany groaning,
It’s really neat!
There will be games you can compete in!
All of your friends you should invite!
Come watch as we lurch!
Help fund our research!
So come and see the Lurch …
At Second Baptist Church …
Be sure to come and see the Lurch … to- … night!
*Applause*