2012-03-05 by shaenon on March 5, 2012 at 12:01 am Chapter: Choose Want the original art for this strip?
Yes! The rumors are true!
She’s correct! Corn Nuts are neither corn, nor nuts, nor created from any carbon-based life-form!
That said they are crunchy so dogs love them.
Almost a full 3 years after the comic was posted and you still beat me to it.
Well, they were half right…
They’re called Corn Nuts because the focus group rejected Corn Testicles. It also explains why they are so salty.