Blueberry Waffles!
Shaenon: Now this is the kind of fanart I appreciate. (Kidding: I adore any and all fanart.) In honor of Unity’s control phrase, Tiff Hudson has concocted a Blueberry Waffles liqueur, combining the delightful flavors of blueberry, maple, and booze. Nice! And thank you!
Channing: Free alcohol is the best alcohol! Thank you so much, Tiff! I have to say, this stuff is delicious, either straight up or soaked into pound cake. (Pound cake not included. If you make your own webcomic that inspires Tiff to give you booze, do not expect him to give you pound cake to go with it.)
It also happens to look like black gunk!
Wish i could buy some, sounds delicious
Pound cake? Nooo! It’s for WAFFLES!
(TUNE: “Follow The Yellow Brick Road / We’re Off To See The Wizard”, Arlen & Harburg)
Blueberry Waffle Liqueur!
Blueberry Waffle Liqueur!
Blues we’ll choose to use for booze
In Blueberry Waffle Liqueur!
Blueberry Waffle,
It doesn’t taste awful!
So send us a trough full
Of Blueberry Waffle
Liqueur!
Now Tiff, he sent a bottle
Of Blueberry Waffle Liqueur!
A fine liqueur of taste mature,
The purest that ever was!
Liqueur that’s so pure that we’re sure it does
A thing to your brain that gives a buzz …
A buzz, a buzz, a buzz, a buzz, a buzz …!
Now give us your keys, or we’ll call the fuzz!
Now Tiff, he sent a bottle
Of Blueberry Waffle Liqueur!