The nanobots churning have my blood a-burning,
My mind’s like a hurricane storm!
There is fur on my belly, and there’s horns on my head,
And I’m me, in a caprine form!
There’s notaries in robes, and an Abbess who can fight,
And a scientist who claims she’s sane!
But I’m down in the basement, in a la-bor-a-tory …
Oh, I wanna be a free beast
Out in the open,
I don’t wanna be chained and contained!
Oh, Doctor Lee, you’re giving me a neckerchief,
Around my neck you’ll tie …
So whenever I’m done, you can find the right one,
Although you’re really not sure why!
But I’m out of my mind!
I cannot be confined
Within a single tiny room!
So you better look out, world,
‘Cause I’m headstrong and righteous!
I’m’o lower my head,
I’m charging with a ZOOM!
Like a goat through the wall,
With the birds and the beasts, I’m one!
Now my blood is boiling,
Like a goat through the wall I will run, run, run!
Like a goat through the wall, I will run in the noonday sun!
But if I find some men
Who are metal, then
I will dish out tons of hurt!
And then for dinner, I’ll have a ‘bot or seven
With a prissy owl for dessert!
This comic is too full of things I want on shirts.
Vote Goat!
That’s our Unity–baa-d to the bone!
Now I think we know the back story behind Goat Simulator.
(TUNE: “Bat Out Of Hell”, Meat Loaf)
The nanobots churning have my blood a-burning,
My mind’s like a hurricane storm!
There is fur on my belly, and there’s horns on my head,
And I’m me, in a caprine form!
There’s notaries in robes, and an Abbess who can fight,
And a scientist who claims she’s sane!
But I’m down in the basement, in a la-bor-a-tory …
Oh, I wanna be a free beast
Out in the open,
I don’t wanna be chained and contained!
Oh, Doctor Lee, you’re giving me a neckerchief,
Around my neck you’ll tie …
So whenever I’m done, you can find the right one,
Although you’re really not sure why!
But I’m out of my mind!
I cannot be confined
Within a single tiny room!
So you better look out, world,
‘Cause I’m headstrong and righteous!
I’m’o lower my head,
I’m charging with a ZOOM!
Like a goat through the wall,
With the birds and the beasts, I’m one!
Now my blood is boiling,
Like a goat through the wall I will run, run, run!
Like a goat through the wall, I will run in the noonday sun!
But if I find some men
Who are metal, then
I will dish out tons of hurt!
And then for dinner, I’ll have a ‘bot or seven
With a prissy owl for dessert!
Aaah, so this is how they made the goat from Goat Game.