Considering some of the things Shaenon’s mentioned, no, not _all_ the weird crap… just the PG-rated weird crap. We’d probably have to grab Jeff and Shaenon, bring them together somewhere, and get them both drunk to get at the really good stuff…
Now where did I leave that large tank of Bailey’s again…?
I want to be … a notary!
I’m a silly super-soldier, with a stamp!
I’ll join the guys … who notarize,
As a silly super-soldier, with a stamp!
I will jump and shout with glee
When ordered to … the Armory!
Poor Dr. Lee … cannot get free
From a silly super-soldier, with a stamp!
Now why don’t you … go rendezvous
With the team that was supposed to be here first?
I didn’t meet … nor did I eat …
With your team, so you had best assume the worst!
Lost somewhere in Idaho …
Now ‘scuse me, Doc … I gotta go!
I’m gonna be … a notary,
And a silly super-soldier! That’s me!
Tell us the truth, this strip is just a place for you guys to vent all the weird crap that pops into your heads, isn’t it?
Thank you.
Heh. “Notarial Armory”
Considering some of the things Shaenon’s mentioned, no, not _all_ the weird crap… just the PG-rated weird crap. We’d probably have to grab Jeff and Shaenon, bring them together somewhere, and get them both drunk to get at the really good stuff…
Now where did I leave that large tank of Bailey’s again…?
(TUNE: “Octopus’s Garden”, The Beatles)
I want to be … a notary!
I’m a silly super-soldier, with a stamp!
I’ll join the guys … who notarize,
As a silly super-soldier, with a stamp!
I will jump and shout with glee
When ordered to … the Armory!
Poor Dr. Lee … cannot get free
From a silly super-soldier, with a stamp!
Now why don’t you … go rendezvous
With the team that was supposed to be here first?
I didn’t meet … nor did I eat …
With your team, so you had best assume the worst!
Lost somewhere in Idaho …
Now ‘scuse me, Doc … I gotta go!
I’m gonna be … a notary,
And a silly super-soldier! That’s me!