Considering some of the things Shaenon’s mentioned, no, not _all_ the weird crap… just the PG-rated weird crap. We’d probably have to grab Jeff and Shaenon, bring them together somewhere, and get them both drunk to get at the really good stuff…
Now where did I leave that large tank of Bailey’s again…?
I want to be … a notary!
I’m a silly super-soldier, with a stamp!
I’ll join the guys … who notarize,
As a silly super-soldier, with a stamp!
I will jump and shout with glee
When ordered to … the Armory!
Poor Dr. Lee … cannot get free
From a silly super-soldier, with a stamp!
Now why don’t you … go rendezvous
With the team that was supposed to be here first?
I didn’t meet … nor did I eat …
With your team, so you had best assume the worst!
Lost somewhere in Idaho …
Now ‘scuse me, Doc … I gotta go!
I’m gonna be … a notary,
And a silly super-soldier! That’s me!
Tell us the truth, this strip is just a place for you guys to vent all the weird crap that pops into your heads, isn’t it?
Thank you.
Heh. “Notarial Armory” 🙂
Considering some of the things Shaenon’s mentioned, no, not _all_ the weird crap… just the PG-rated weird crap. We’d probably have to grab Jeff and Shaenon, bring them together somewhere, and get them both drunk to get at the really good stuff…
Now where did I leave that large tank of Bailey’s again…?
(TUNE: “Octopus’s Garden”, The Beatles)
I want to be … a notary!
I’m a silly super-soldier, with a stamp!
I’ll join the guys … who notarize,
As a silly super-soldier, with a stamp!
I will jump and shout with glee
When ordered to … the Armory!
Poor Dr. Lee … cannot get free
From a silly super-soldier, with a stamp!
Now why don’t you … go rendezvous
With the team that was supposed to be here first?
I didn’t meet … nor did I eat …
With your team, so you had best assume the worst!
Lost somewhere in Idaho …
Now ‘scuse me, Doc … I gotta go!
I’m gonna be … a notary,
And a silly super-soldier! That’s me!