Through mountains wander …
Notaries found her …
She was brought to our retreat!
She’s here on a mission …
She came to petition …
She got cranky, she got beat!
CHORUS:
It’s the chi … it’s the chi …
Typing muscles … give to me!
It’s the chi … it’s the chi …
Lays the smackdown … on U.N.I.T.Y.!
This is Marcus Tiro,
Our founder and hero!
Taught us well and taught us right!
The members of the order
Are half- to three-quarter-
Total freaknuts when we fight! (repeat CHORUS)
Now every notary
Protects society,
By making sure each record’s filed!
We do your filing,
So don’t start riling …
You wouldn’t like us when we’re riled! (repeat CHORUS)
(TUNE: “Can’t You See”, Marshall Tucker Band)
Through mountains wander …
Notaries found her …
She was brought to our retreat!
She’s here on a mission …
She came to petition …
She got cranky, she got beat!
CHORUS:
It’s the chi … it’s the chi …
Typing muscles … give to me!
It’s the chi … it’s the chi …
Lays the smackdown … on U.N.I.T.Y.!
This is Marcus Tiro,
Our founder and hero!
Taught us well and taught us right!
The members of the order
Are half- to three-quarter-
Total freaknuts when we fight!
(repeat CHORUS)
Now every notary
Protects society,
By making sure each record’s filed!
We do your filing,
So don’t start riling …
You wouldn’t like us when we’re riled!
(repeat CHORUS)