(TUNE: “I Feel Pretty” from “West Side Story”, Bernstein & Sondheim)
I’m too pretty,
Much too pretty,
It’s a pity how pretty am I!
In this city,
I might be the most attractive guy!
I get women!
Tons of women!
Seems I’m swimmin’ in women each night!
Hopes are dimmin’
That for me, I’ll find the one who’s right!
Tried to make myself less attractive now,
But the effort gives me the blues …
Less attractive hair,
Less attractive skin,
Less attractive clothes
Less attractive shoes!
I’m depressed now,
So depressed now,
You can’t guess how depressed I can be!
For I fear,
There’s no woman pretty as me!
Also explains the striped turtleneck.
(TUNE: “I Feel Pretty” from “West Side Story”, Bernstein & Sondheim)
I’m too pretty,
Much too pretty,
It’s a pity how pretty am I!
In this city,
I might be the most attractive guy!
I get women!
Tons of women!
Seems I’m swimmin’ in women each night!
Hopes are dimmin’
That for me, I’ll find the one who’s right!
Tried to make myself less attractive now,
But the effort gives me the blues …
Less attractive hair,
Less attractive skin,
Less attractive clothes
Less attractive shoes!
I’m depressed now,
So depressed now,
You can’t guess how depressed I can be!
For I fear,
There’s no woman pretty as me!