Wait. She is a redhead?
That just raised her value by a good 30%. Comboing with the glasses would make 80%. Subtract at least 10% for shortness. That makes Marcie a 7/10.
Black hair only warrants a 10%. No points for being Asian. Dr Lee only gets a 6/10.
Naturally I can’t judge accents since this is just a visual medium. Otherwise, my aesthetic scoring system is rather well set-out.
…Did Marcie just use Potter-code to say she wants Tip and Chris to do the horizontal shuffle, or has the Draco in her worldview not yet made an appearance?
For the record, I feel that the biggest factor in her increase to attractiveness wasn’t the better glasses, or the relaxed hair (though I love her current hair and wish to see it in motion!), but rather that she lost the air of snobbiness that both members of the Department of Irradiation used to have. It wasn’t visible during the party in Nick, though, and we really haven’t seen much of her (by time! Not by area of skin!), so that may just be my perception.
Harry/Draco, I write slash fic,
Though all my friends tell me I am sick;
They’re so twisted, because I know
My roommate’s shipping Hermoine/Cho!
There’s the cashier down at the store
Who pairs McGonnigal/Dumbledore,
And my mom makes my temper boil
When she writes slash fic with Flitwick/Goyle!
There’s Luna/Ron, and Snape/Tonks too,
My cousin’s shipping Hagrid/You-Know-Who!
Now tempers flare, and teeth will gnash,
As we start dissing on each other’s slash!
Each other’s slash!
Each other’s slash,
We will defend our own although it’s trash!
We know it’s trash!
We know it’s trash,
While J.K. Rowling’s raking in … the cash!
Wait. She is a redhead?
That just raised her value by a good 30%. Comboing with the glasses would make 80%. Subtract at least 10% for shortness. That makes Marcie a 7/10.
Black hair only warrants a 10%. No points for being Asian. Dr Lee only gets a 6/10.
Naturally I can’t judge accents since this is just a visual medium. Otherwise, my aesthetic scoring system is rather well set-out.
You take off points for shortness?
yikes, someone missed the message.
…Did Marcie just use Potter-code to say she wants Tip and Chris to do the horizontal shuffle, or has the Draco in her worldview not yet made an appearance?
For the record, I feel that the biggest factor in her increase to attractiveness wasn’t the better glasses, or the relaxed hair (though I love her current hair and wish to see it in motion!), but rather that she lost the air of snobbiness that both members of the Department of Irradiation used to have. It wasn’t visible during the party in Nick, though, and we really haven’t seen much of her (by time! Not by area of skin!), so that may just be my perception.
Honestly yes, But I was always rooting for Harry/Luna, which in this universe means U.N.I.T.Y./Tip
Virginia blushes – 4
Correction – 5
The irony being that Ginny is the hot asian?
(TUNE: “Habanera” from Bizet’s “Carmen”)
Harry/Draco, I write slash fic,
Though all my friends tell me I am sick;
They’re so twisted, because I know
My roommate’s shipping Hermoine/Cho!
There’s the cashier down at the store
Who pairs McGonnigal/Dumbledore,
And my mom makes my temper boil
When she writes slash fic with Flitwick/Goyle!
There’s Luna/Ron, and Snape/Tonks too,
My cousin’s shipping Hagrid/You-Know-Who!
Now tempers flare, and teeth will gnash,
As we start dissing on each other’s slash!
Each other’s slash!
Each other’s slash,
We will defend our own although it’s trash!
We know it’s trash!
We know it’s trash,
While J.K. Rowling’s raking in … the cash!