Shouldn’t’ve opened up the door,
Shouldn’t’ve answered the bell …
Since I opened up the door,
Life is crazy as hell!
Next time they knock, I’ll
Close up the door …
Keep ’em out!
One is searching for a stray,
One’s got hold of my arm!
Someone help me get away,
Someone sound the alarm!
Close up the windows,
Seal up the door …
Keep ’em out!
Getting shanghaied … by undead!
Hope she doesn’t … eat my head!
Makes me want to … run and shout,
“Nobody’s home now!”
Keep ’em ou-ou-out!
I just wanna get away,
I’ll just pack up and book …
I won’t wait another day,
I’ll just move to Dubuque!
Nail down the windows,
Brick up the door …
Keep ’em out!
(TUNE: “Let ‘Em In”, Paul McCartney)
Shouldn’t’ve opened up the door,
Shouldn’t’ve answered the bell …
Since I opened up the door,
Life is crazy as hell!
Next time they knock, I’ll
Close up the door …
Keep ’em out!
One is searching for a stray,
One’s got hold of my arm!
Someone help me get away,
Someone sound the alarm!
Close up the windows,
Seal up the door …
Keep ’em out!
Getting shanghaied … by undead!
Hope she doesn’t … eat my head!
Makes me want to … run and shout,
“Nobody’s home now!”
Keep ’em ou-ou-out!
I just wanna get away,
I’ll just pack up and book …
I won’t wait another day,
I’ll just move to Dubuque!
Nail down the windows,
Brick up the door …
Keep ’em out!