Nope, technically you’re furniture. Remember ?
SCIENCE furniture.
(TUNE: “Sixteen Going On Seventeen”, Rodgers & Hammerstein)
I am Science, totally Science! Science that’s mad and sick! My DNA Was bought on eBay From some evil intern chick!
They designed me like an appliance, Built me from feet to head … Black gooey crud Replacing my blood And keeping my parts undead!
Mixing and matching parts, just like Ikea storage cubes … Put on my fighting fists to strike, Or wear my party boobs!
Remy thinks this zombie’s the bomb, he Doesn’t believe it’s odd … I am Science, totally Science, Wi-ith a ki-iller bod!
I just realized: Coffee is really bad for dogs… but Sweetheart was tweaked to neutralize poisons. So it’s fine after all.
Nope, technically you’re furniture. Remember ?
SCIENCE furniture.
(TUNE: “Sixteen Going On Seventeen”, Rodgers & Hammerstein)
I am Science, totally Science!
Science that’s mad and sick!
My DNA
Was bought on eBay
From some evil intern chick!
They designed me like an appliance,
Built me from feet to head …
Black gooey crud
Replacing my blood
And keeping my parts undead!
Mixing and matching parts, just like
Ikea storage cubes …
Put on my fighting fists to strike,
Or wear my party boobs!
Remy thinks this zombie’s the bomb, he
Doesn’t believe it’s odd …
I am Science, totally Science,
Wi-ith a ki-iller bod!
I just realized: Coffee is really bad for dogs… but Sweetheart was tweaked to neutralize poisons. So it’s fine after all.