Shaenon tells the tale
Back when she was eleven,
She could not curtail
How her engine was revvin’!
Nintendo was
What gave this buzz …
And she tells the tale because,
Tip’s in Heaven!
Captain Wilkin’s gone,
‘Cause this town is like Heaven!
Turns his mojo on,
Cranks it up to eleven!
Drunk girls from these
Sororities,
Tip will bed in twos or threes …
He’s in Heaven!
~Gryn~ I wonder, I wonder, quietly to myself.
I don’t think we can blame either of them. Kid in a candy shop doesn’t even come close.
(TUNE: “Tears In Heaven”, Eric Clapton)
Shaenon tells the tale
Back when she was eleven,
She could not curtail
How her engine was revvin’!
Nintendo was
What gave this buzz …
And she tells the tale because,
Tip’s in Heaven!
Captain Wilkin’s gone,
‘Cause this town is like Heaven!
Turns his mojo on,
Cranks it up to eleven!
Drunk girls from these
Sororities,
Tip will bed in twos or threes …
He’s in Heaven!