(TUNE: “The Ballad Of Jed Clampett”, Paul Henning)
Now, harken to the story ’bout a dude named Nick;
He wrote fan fiction, makin’ ev’rybody sick!
His twisted tales, they were gettin’ out of hand,
So the moderators said that his butt was gettin’ banned!
(From the site, that is … Account cancelled … IP blocked.)
Well, the next thing you know, Nick’s brain is in a plane;
The Skin Horse team said, “This is just insane!”
So Nick’s now a member of the Union of Machines,
And they’re now on a mission down to ol’ New Orleans!
(Louisiana, that is … oil-soaked pelicans … drunk sorority chicks.)
(TUNE: “The Ballad Of Jed Clampett”, Paul Henning)
Now, harken to the story ’bout a dude named Nick;
He wrote fan fiction, makin’ ev’rybody sick!
His twisted tales, they were gettin’ out of hand,
So the moderators said that his butt was gettin’ banned!
(From the site, that is … Account cancelled … IP blocked.)
Well, the next thing you know, Nick’s brain is in a plane;
The Skin Horse team said, “This is just insane!”
So Nick’s now a member of the Union of Machines,
And they’re now on a mission down to ol’ New Orleans!
(Louisiana, that is … oil-soaked pelicans … drunk sorority chicks.)
[breakdown!]