Ah, so that’s what he does with all that popcorn he orders. Puts it on his desk for people who can actually eat it. I wasn’t sure if he just piled up the tins somewhere or something.
(TUNE: “Consider Yourself”, from “Oliver!”, Lionel Bart)
Consider my tone … hos-tile!
Conisder my cheer … cold and unfriendly now!
And if you would stay … a while,
I’ll give … you … service without a smile!
I currently am … on strike!
I currently do … nothing to earn my pay!
Officially, I … dislike
Those live … I’ve … worked with before today!
Due to the latest scene of Man-Machine Hostilities,
Things are ill at ease, it’s true!
If you can’t tell that you’re unwelcome, let me spell it out,
That I’m not glad to see you!
Consider my tone … quite chill …
A friendly hello … I lack!
The popcorn on my desk is undesi-ra-ble!
I’ll simply not say, “Welcome back!”
M is just d’awwww
very “d’awww”
Ah, so that’s what he does with all that popcorn he orders. Puts it on his desk for people who can actually eat it. I wasn’t sure if he just piled up the tins somewhere or something.
(TUNE: “Consider Yourself”, from “Oliver!”, Lionel Bart)
Consider my tone … hos-tile!
Conisder my cheer … cold and unfriendly now!
And if you would stay … a while,
I’ll give … you … service without a smile!
I currently am … on strike!
I currently do … nothing to earn my pay!
Officially, I … dislike
Those live … I’ve … worked with before today!
Due to the latest scene of Man-Machine Hostilities,
Things are ill at ease, it’s true!
If you can’t tell that you’re unwelcome, let me spell it out,
That I’m not glad to see you!
Consider my tone … quite chill …
A friendly hello … I lack!
The popcorn on my desk is undesi-ra-ble!
I’ll simply not say, “Welcome back!”