This comic is starting to worry me. Why do I, a hetero male, find that Tip looks absolutely fabulous in that dress, with that pose? Is this what they call a “life change?” =0
At first, I was secure, I was confident!
Each woman that I talked to, she would follow where I went!
Any thing with double-X, I’d talk into random sex,
And we had fun, then I’d walk off when we were done …
But then she came! She was strapped down,
They turned her loose, I was confused,
‘Cause she was dressed like Foxy Brown!
Doctor Tigerlily Jones! I was shocked down to my bones!
My knees went weak … I felt so strange, I couldn’t speak!
And now she’s gone! She left this place!
Yeah, she made a quantum wormhole, disappeared without a trace!
But still she left behind Sweetdaddy;
What a crazy day he’s had, he
Has a plan … he’ll lay some smack down on The Man!
You’d best get wise! I’m talkin’ jive!
Oh, as long as I can work it, then my mojo I’ll revive!
I still got my superpow’r, I’m the hero of the hour,
And I’ll talk jive! I’m talkin jive!
Word up!
He speaks jive now. That’s cool.
Just hang loose blood; you gonna catch up on the rebound.
This comic is starting to worry me. Why do I, a hetero male, find that Tip looks absolutely fabulous in that dress, with that pose? Is this what they call a “life change?” =0
The Wilkin Effect claims another victim…
Extremely few people are 100% het. Or 100% gay for that matter. It just takes an exceedingly sexy specimin of your less preferred type of folks.
Plus I mean that dress, damn.
I require subtitles
Quick! Call Barbara Billingsley!
I got that reference jdreyfuss – and I find you cool for it.
What does “Stone Bible” even mean? https://www.google.com/search?q=stone+bible&oq=stone+bible&aqs=chrome..69i57j0l5.2479j0j4&sourceid=chrome&es_sm=93&ie=UTF-8 Google is useless here.
Synonyms, I’m guessing?
Stone Bible
Hard Truth
So has he snapped at her going, or is this his mojo returning now he’s not distracted?
(TUNE: “I Will Survive”, Gloria Gaynor)
At first, I was secure, I was confident!
Each woman that I talked to, she would follow where I went!
Any thing with double-X, I’d talk into random sex,
And we had fun, then I’d walk off when we were done …
But then she came! She was strapped down,
They turned her loose, I was confused,
‘Cause she was dressed like Foxy Brown!
Doctor Tigerlily Jones! I was shocked down to my bones!
My knees went weak … I felt so strange, I couldn’t speak!
And now she’s gone! She left this place!
Yeah, she made a quantum wormhole, disappeared without a trace!
But still she left behind Sweetdaddy;
What a crazy day he’s had, he
Has a plan … he’ll lay some smack down on The Man!
You’d best get wise! I’m talkin’ jive!
Oh, as long as I can work it, then my mojo I’ll revive!
I still got my superpow’r, I’m the hero of the hour,
And I’ll talk jive! I’m talkin jive!
Word up!
Tip’s new theme song? WTG, Eddurd.