Out in the eastern USA, around DC,
There’s a super-genius, crazy as can be!
Parents named her Berenice, but that’s so lame!
Now she’ll tell you “Tigerlily is my name!”
And you know that, from looking at the clothes she owns,
That for that Seventies fashion, man, she’s got a jones!
CHORUS:
Go, go! Go Doctor Jones!
Go! Go Doctor Jones!
Go! Go Doctor Jones!
Go! Go Doctor Jones!
Go … Doctor B. Jones!
Now Dr. Wilkin cuffing her before she runs,
Like they’re re-enacting “The Defiant Ones”!
Tip says, “Tigerlily, will you come with me,
Or am I gonna have to use psychology?”
But then we see the tables turned on Tip tonight,
‘Cause Doctor J is (how you say) his kryptonite!
(repeat CHORUS)
Have neither of these people seen The 39 Steps? Some people’s ignorance of Hitchcock is just criminal…
Well, that look would open my wallet, too.
(TUNE: “Johnny B. Goode”, Chuck Berry)
Out in the eastern USA, around DC,
There’s a super-genius, crazy as can be!
Parents named her Berenice, but that’s so lame!
Now she’ll tell you “Tigerlily is my name!”
And you know that, from looking at the clothes she owns,
That for that Seventies fashion, man, she’s got a jones!
CHORUS:
Go, go! Go Doctor Jones!
Go! Go Doctor Jones!
Go! Go Doctor Jones!
Go! Go Doctor Jones!
Go … Doctor B. Jones!
Now Dr. Wilkin cuffing her before she runs,
Like they’re re-enacting “The Defiant Ones”!
Tip says, “Tigerlily, will you come with me,
Or am I gonna have to use psychology?”
But then we see the tables turned on Tip tonight,
‘Cause Doctor J is (how you say) his kryptonite!
(repeat CHORUS)