Skin Horse

Shaenon: Holy crumbs, will you look at this? My friend Konstantin Pogorelov, who remains an extremely good sport about being the namesake of a hilarious cartoon Russian security guard (who also lands awesome chicks), drew us this gorgeous sketch of Unity and Sweetheart. This obviously comes from an alternate universe where Skin Horse was a hit children’s animated series, as opposed to a thing on the Internet with swears. Thanks, Konstantin!

Channing: Wow. I gotta echo Sarge here, it’s like, “The Adventures of Zombie Girl And Talking Dog” coming this Fall to Nickelodeon. This is both remarkable and beautiful, Konstantin. You almost make me sorry for all the horrible nationalist mockery we continually heap on you.

Almost.