2010-02-17 by shaenon on February 17, 2010 at 12:01 am Chapter: Tin Soldier Want the original art for this strip?
(TUNE: “Climb Every Mountain”, Rodgers & Hammerstein)
Climb up the nerd boy!
Climb up on Chris!
Up to where his lips are,
Just so you can kiss!
Climb up the nerd boy!
Tightly embrace!
Wrap your legs around him,
Then start sucking face!
Your face she will suck,
To your lips she will cling!
Soon you’ll find out that “french”
Can mean more than one thing!
Thanks to the nerd boy!
Saved us from doom!
Let’s play tonsil hockey …
(Hey, guys, get … a … room!)
That last line was the first one that came to my mind. Thanks for the earworm, Eddurd.