(TUNE: “Let’s Go Fly A Kite”, from Disney’s “Mary Poppins”)
Moustachio’s ruptured a spring!
Now he’s got that Beni pie thing,
He’s explodey and crazy, I’m sure you’ll agree!
If we’re not dead by three,
We’ll have biscuits and tea!
Oh, oh, oh …
Spit-spot! Here we go,
Off to Moustachio!
Spit-spot! For you know,
If we can stop him
With no damages,
We might get sammiches!
Spit-spot, so … here we go!
“Spit-spot”? What is she, the reincarnation of Mary Poppins??
Possibly.
Since you mentioned “Mary Poppins” …
(TUNE: “Let’s Go Fly A Kite”, from Disney’s “Mary Poppins”)
Moustachio’s ruptured a spring!
Now he’s got that Beni pie thing,
He’s explodey and crazy, I’m sure you’ll agree!
If we’re not dead by three,
We’ll have biscuits and tea!
Oh, oh, oh …
Spit-spot! Here we go,
Off to Moustachio!
Spit-spot! For you know,
If we can stop him
With no damages,
We might get sammiches!
Spit-spot, so … here we go!