If they looked more alike there could have been a “Which one do I Shoot” situation and that would have been the icing on the cake with this would doppel situation.
Seems like a silly way and time for Unity to learn humility. I like Unity the way she is. However, in the interests of galumphing effortful artistic expressiveness, let us proceed with the proceedings.
Even better, the two combatants look completely different because they kept switching odd body parts mid-battle. They declare it a draw because they can’t figure out if they are the same two people anymore (a Frankenstein twist on the Theseus’ ship problem).
Not sure I’m entirely on board with being viewed as a source of entertainment, but then, there *have* been quite a few Canadians who have done very well by entertaining others. What the heck, sometimes the truth stings… 😉
Everybody was Dop-pel fighting
Were they fast as lightning? Was it a little bit frightening?
It’s, it’s, a doppel blitz.
I’m fighting doppel-me
I think I’m fighting doppel-me
I really think so;
I’m fighting doppel-me
I think I’m fighting doppel-me
I really think so.
No cake
No brains
No limbs
No Sweetheart
No puns
No chill
No gob-
lin fic in the dark:
Everyone around him has an one-tone profile
Everyone starts running when she starts to smile;
Everyone.
That’s why I’m fighting doppel-me
I think I’m fighting doppel-me
I really think so;
I’m fighting doppel-me
I think I’m fighting doppel-me
I really think so.
Forgot to add the all the bits where you air-guitar and make the chord sounds. Sorry.
1. One of my favorite songs.
2. Fabulous filk!
Thanks for the earworm.
Someone is always eating somebody else’s food around here, too.
If they looked more alike there could have been a “Which one do I Shoot” situation and that would have been the icing on the cake with this would doppel situation.
I’m, pretty sure that Unity is bulletproof, and by inference Trinity is too, so that takes the edge off that scenario.
Still would have been funny thou
She’s not so much bulletproof, but damage is easily replaceable with just needle, thread and a few spare body parts.
Seems like a silly way and time for Unity to learn humility. I like Unity the way she is. However, in the interests of galumphing effortful artistic expressiveness, let us proceed with the proceedings.
Did anyone else hear “It’s a me” in a Mario accent?
I don’t know about A-Sig’s designers: Trinity looks like an angry poodle in panel two.
Ah, that’s why she reminds me of my doggo….
The fight ends with body parts scattered everywhere, and two heads trying to drag themselves along with their tongues so they can head-butt eachother.
I’m thinking it ends with Trinity losing her hat.
And any plan where you lose your hat…
…Iz a bad plan?
Excellent! Vut a schmot gurl!
Unity is the one with a hat.
Nonsense,
The heads fall off and they switch bodies.
Even better, the two combatants look completely different because they kept switching odd body parts mid-battle. They declare it a draw because they can’t figure out if they are the same two people anymore (a Frankenstein twist on the Theseus’ ship problem).
Wait, we’re shipping Frankenstein and Theseus now? Unusual choice, but OK….
picture laughter emoji here
But will they Doppel their Fingal?
Look how hostile and angry and ready to fight Trinity is now. She can’t be Canadian.
Well, not completely Canadian . . .
No, historically, that’s how Canada do. Nice nice nice SWARM OF ANGRY BEES. It’s really fun to watch, assuming that you’re not the one being swarmed.
Not sure I’m entirely on board with being viewed as a source of entertainment, but then, there *have* been quite a few Canadians who have done very well by entertaining others. What the heck, sometimes the truth stings… 😉
Maybe’s she’s French Canadian?
Could be. They’re always angry.
Oh, well. Here I thought they’d hit it off, rather than want to actually hit each other. Still time for that though.
What does Unity like most in the world? Fighting herself is like a dream come true!
I want you.
I don’t want anybody else.
When I think about you,
I fight myself.
Roses are red,
Fondant is fake,
I wanna talk to the buttholes
Who ate my cake