So why doesn’t Sweetheart have to bring flowers for Unity?
Admittedly, I have no idea what the protocol is for same-sex dates, but they’re both girls, so why should one have to bring flowers and not the other one?
It depends primarily on personal preference — in this case, I’d hypothesize it’s “Sweetheart’s secret fantasy about exactly this” doing the heavy lifting on establishing protocol.
Well, to be fair, Unity DID ask Sweetheart out; and that makes her the wooer, not the wooed. It’s an old-fashioned idea but just the sort of thing Sweetheart’d consider appropriate.
Just explain to Unity that flowers are plants’ severed reproductive organs… Toes aren’t really the same. Then start working on your apology to Remy. π
Yeah, but it’s not like you give someone just the reproductive parts of the flowers.
And what Unity gets from Remy is better than flowers β to her, at least. Getting a spare arm is almost like getting a box of chocolates would be for anyone else.
(And to be fair, Sweetheart ate Captain Bram, so it’s reasonable for Unity to think βsuch as she does β that Sweetheart would appreciate a gift of body parts.)
Aww. A sweet scene, albeit somewhat muddled by the dismemberment talk.
Leave it to Unity to be on her toes.
Well, someone’s toes.
They’re her toes now.
Well that’s one corsage I’d be dubious of smelling
She probably wants to eat or roll in the flowers. You know, to mask her scent from the prey.
So why doesn’t Sweetheart have to bring flowers for Unity?
Admittedly, I have no idea what the protocol is for same-sex dates, but they’re both girls, so why should one have to bring flowers and not the other one?
It depends primarily on personal preference — in this case, I’d hypothesize it’s “Sweetheart’s secret fantasy about exactly this” doing the heavy lifting on establishing protocol.
More likely Sweetheart’s constructed a specific S.O.P. for how a date is supposed to go, and is trying to force them into the preplanned paradigm.
Less “this is what I secretly want”, more “this is how the script reads for this scenario”.
Well, to be fair, Unity DID ask Sweetheart out; and that makes her the wooer, not the wooed. It’s an old-fashioned idea but just the sort of thing Sweetheart’d consider appropriate.
It depends on which one is the alpha female. You can tell that Sweetheart is alpha because Unity is so willing to toe the line.
“Toe the line”… LOL
“One toe over the line…”
Moses supposes his toeses are roses but…
Aren’t toes “love tips?”
Just explain to Unity that flowers are plants’ severed reproductive organs… Toes aren’t really the same. Then start working on your apology to Remy. π
Yeah, but it’s not like you give someone just the reproductive parts of the flowers.
And what Unity gets from Remy is better than flowers β to her, at least. Getting a spare arm is almost like getting a box of chocolates would be for anyone else.
(And to be fair, Sweetheart ate Captain Bram, so it’s reasonable for Unity to think βsuch as she does β that Sweetheart would appreciate a gift of body parts.)