Ever since the X-Files’ “Flukeman” episode, they’ve given me a distinctly uneasy feeling. It didn’t help that I was working at a wastewater treatment plant, either…..
Wait! So THAT’S why girls always go to the bathroom together? I thought they were engaging in some competitive urine game – probably ‘who can stream the longest’ since there’s usually a backlog at the ladies room. Now I feel a little silly for always asking who won when they get back. Guess there must be some other explanation for why my dates always drink so heavily.
So there was this snooty lady at a big event where porta-poties were in use. She’s sitting at the table, complaining to her friends and any in earshot about what a lame event it was. The only good thing, she said, was that the porta-poties were the good kind… each had a purse-holder. After a friend whispered into her ear she whipped out her phone and called her husband. “Go into my closet and throw out all my purses. No, I’m not going to tell you why, just do it!”
Ever since the X-Files’ “Flukeman” episode, they’ve given me a distinctly uneasy feeling. It didn’t help that I was working at a wastewater treatment plant, either…..
That really says something when the porta-potties are too gross even for Unity! An undead nanite-driven abomination has to have standards, after all.
Wait! So THAT’S why girls always go to the bathroom together? I thought they were engaging in some competitive urine game – probably ‘who can stream the longest’ since there’s usually a backlog at the ladies room. Now I feel a little silly for always asking who won when they get back. Guess there must be some other explanation for why my dates always drink so heavily.
No, no, you’ve got the right explanation.
So there was this snooty lady at a big event where porta-poties were in use. She’s sitting at the table, complaining to her friends and any in earshot about what a lame event it was. The only good thing, she said, was that the porta-poties were the good kind… each had a purse-holder. After a friend whispered into her ear she whipped out her phone and called her husband. “Go into my closet and throw out all my purses. No, I’m not going to tell you why, just do it!”
Oh wow, that’s terrible, but hilarious! XD
As someone who used to work retail, mostly hilarious.
Granted. Never done retail myself, but observed it enough from the sidelines.
They still have separate girl bathrooms in Vermont?
Okay, U.N.I.T.Y.’s “blood” allows her to reanimate/possess dead bodies. What horrors are going to arise from other . . . fluids she’s spread around?
At the very least, defoliation.
Huh. Today’s Devil’s Panties was also about places you’re supposed to pee being too gross to actually want to pee in.