It’s also not an official op, with at least two members on their own time. Anasigma probably wouldn’t assign agents to this sort of thing when it was authorized, never mind under these circumstances.
Options: 1) Gavotte, but she’s MIA; 2) Marcie, maybe better than Wilkin at speaking, but less photogenic; 3) Chris, probably as attractive (through the video) as Tip, but tongue tied. Yep, go with Tip.
On one hand, I’m happy that this didn’t wrap up with the Groovitron’s first flight, seeing as that would have been a disappointment. On the other, this feels like one of the more meandering arcs in recent memory.
Eat the press, eat the press
Step right up and eat the press
Bring your forks and bring your knives
‘Cause these scribblers have no chance to survive
Because the press, they’re ready to shout
And anthropopagites can really pig out
Zombies, monsters, everybody come around
To eat the P-R-E-S-S go Vermont bound.
Aren’t they an enormous group now?
Don’t they have better options?
(I mean, yes, seducing reporters is an asset but still)
I think they’re still in the motel…
It’s also not an official op, with at least two members on their own time. Anasigma probably wouldn’t assign agents to this sort of thing when it was authorized, never mind under these circumstances.
Options: 1) Gavotte, but she’s MIA; 2) Marcie, maybe better than Wilkin at speaking, but less photogenic; 3) Chris, probably as attractive (through the video) as Tip, but tongue tied. Yep, go with Tip.
What about those ex-anasigma… you know what? Go with Tip
Sorry, Unity, but you’re a government agent. You must avoid being excessively efficient.
On one hand, I’m happy that this didn’t wrap up with the Groovitron’s first flight, seeing as that would have been a disappointment. On the other, this feels like one of the more meandering arcs in recent memory.
“Nobody’s ready to live your experience.”
Well, maybe a few serial killers.
So just how many reporters *are* out there for Tip to seduce?
All of them
“Today on ‘Eat The Press’, we have AAAIIIEEEGGGHhhh …”
Eat the press, eat the press
Step right up and eat the press
Bring your forks and bring your knives
‘Cause these scribblers have no chance to survive
Because the press, they’re ready to shout
And anthropopagites can really pig out
Zombies, monsters, everybody come around
To eat the P-R-E-S-S go Vermont bound.
What’s the tune here? I started off thinking it was “Be Our Guest”, but it stops fitting after the first three lines.
Youse’d have to be from New Yawk to get it.
Sigh… A no-doubt brilliant parody ruined by lack of context…
It’s a sports thing, too.
I would up-vote this if I could.
Is Unity picky about her chow? Some of the talking-heads have to be pretty stringy.
Sweetheart sums up here the reason she’s been hesitant to confront her own feelings for so long.